There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have the last thing you googled to protect you. How do you fare?

[kerbiloid]

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the last thing you googled to protect you

Btw, this. Googled. Google knows best.

Duckduckgo'ers will duck and go. _{Shifty slicks....}

Bing!'ers will be eaten very soon, because every their Bing! will gather zombies from the whole street. _{You can use this to gather loot while zombies are eating a binger. Try to make friends one or two of them. Don't worry, this friendship will not last too long. Later you can find another bing'er to replace them and repeat your trick.}

Yahoo!'ists will confuse zombies with their "YAHOO!!!!" (and with the Yahoo interface, too). So, result is uncertain. _{Be friends, but prepare to gather loot if zombie wins.}

[StupidAndy]

well...now I have "AI Experiments"

the AI can...help me figure out what the zombies are drawing?

[ModerndayLink]

"all Kirby invincibility themes"

so I'm invincible and some sweet music is playing too

 

[Overfloater]

Last thing i Googled? Heck yeah! i got myself a slide rule! 

Spoiler

The only trouble is, i never knew how to use this.  So maybe if i'll just maintain a low profile...

Edited September 2, 2017 by Overfloater

[cratercracker]

"Full metal jacket"

Yeah, I've got an 5th class armor piercing bullet, or a cool film.

I am not making it out anyway.

[kerbiloid]

(Didn't you also google "Apocalypse Now"?)

Upd.
And "Omen".

Edited September 2, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Spaced Out]

Ksp forums... that won't help in a zombie apocalypse.

[Urses]

As my last was "Gothic".... may be i can subdue some of the Zomboes to be from theyr species....?

[AwesomeDude3664]

T-14 Armata

I'm fine til I run out of fuel/ammo

 

[Jeb federation]

New muffler for my truck, I could beat zombies with it...maybe. I'm allergic to zombies.

[kerbinorbiter]

what would  do?

[RA3236]

I'm not exactly sure what "otaku" will do (don't ask)

[StupidAndy]

Tesla.com

...

I could...buy a tesla? then I could go on a journey across the country. didn't Tesla say at one point that if a zombie apocalypse broke out that I could still recharge my tesla? yeah...at least I'll go out in the best car ever...

[munlander1]

Assuming we could store it I would google how to download googles entire database

[kerbiloid]

25 minutes ago, munlander1 said:

download googles entire database

No problem. Google generates search results randomly, you would only get the seed.

[Guest]

"Fall of Kerbin"

Doomed.

[HerrCrazi]

I have tank memes. Wow. Hope their guns are working, despite they're in 2D.

[Kermunmus]

I looked up a flat tire for the google images thread... yeah I think I'm dead

[YNM]

Nether

Duke of Norfolk

Quartz

 

I'm not sure what my state will be afterwards !

[KSP Bros KS]

"Kalashnikov Rifle"

Pretty self explanatory

[Chel]

"Pocket Trains Wiki"

All I need to do is get a train and go somewhere extremely remote. Maybe I can pull up to train stations, search for food, stockpile it in the carriages, and then get out alive. If zombies are chasing me on the tracks, I can run them over (in front), or decouple a carriage to hit them (behind me).

[Glitchgamer12]

Last thing I binged was tackle boxes for my legos  

 

 Soooooooo....... idk, spam tackle boxes at them? 

On 8/18/2017 at 9:43 AM, StupidAndy said:

what if its the last thing I BINGED!!!

well I have

Lol me too

[DeltaDizzy]

Inkscape Hurricane Tutorial
Hmmmm

 

[PaperAviator]

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A340

Well... I guess I could just fly to new Zealand or something...

[kerbiloid]

1 hour ago, PaperAviator said:

I guess I could just fly to new Zealand or something...

For sure.