The Loophole Test!

[Kernel Kraken]

41. (Gives actual awnsers)

Haha!

What reasons provoked Japan to attack Pearl Harbor?

(Answer in a complete sentence)

[roboslacker]

Japan attacked pearl harbor because there... um... did Japan even attack pearl harbor? I read the news and I haven't heard anything about an attack by Japan. Oh, so it happened in the 40's. The 40's were a long time ago, so there's probably no-one left who knows. But in the meantime, the answer is fake news and drugs.

Question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Support your answer with evidence. (BTW, I counted it once. It's about 200 licks)

[Joseph Kerman]

You don't need to. Just place it on your tongue.

Loophole-proof question: What is something?

[Delay]

"Something" is something that isn't clearly defined.

What's the square root of 128?

Edited March 1, 2018 by Delay

[TheKSPBeginner]

20 days.

What is forum

[roboslacker]

I'm not telling, I'm nosnitch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could buy wood for $5 a pound, and could spend $100 a day on wood-chucking related activities?

Edited March 2, 2018 by roboslacker
improved the wording

[Kernel Kraken]

Giving he can chuck a minimum of one pound of wood per hour, 20 pounds per day.

While x=24, find the awnsers to (x*42)(67*78π). Totally not making you do my homework.

[YNM]

Well, Fermi helps us...

10*100*100*100*1 = 10,000,000 .

 

 

What is π*φ*φ ?

[Delay]

φ²*π.

How fast is Earth moving through space?

[Benjamin Kerman]

Depends what your reference frames are. 

Using multivariable calculus, please derive the Pythagorean theorem from a circle. 

[roboslacker]

If you still have any questions, look at the diagram for a few more minutes. All the answers are in the diagram if you look hard enough.

What is the airspeed of a bullet?

[0111narwhalz]

0, because the gases behind the bullet which propel it are air too.

What is the k-value for the harmonic oscillator created by dropping Luna through a napkin ring formed from Earth with an internal radius of π/3 lunar radii?

[SiriusRocketry]

Either 1 or 451,500,000. Don't forget to carry the ham sandwich and make sure that Mrs Wallingham next door has finished ironing before you blow up that microwave.

[Xorth Tanovar]

How does one turn a sphere inside-out without forming a cusp?

[HansonKerman]

You say “what’s the point “, and wait for you to die and evolve into a being who can see in 5 dimensions.

[zeta function]

When will the president of Egypt die?