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That decision did not go through the CCC Administrative Team at the CCC Headquarters in Washington DC despite it being required by regulations.

It's treason, then.

...unless you take those F-22s back and renounce your allegiance to the Assassins and reveal their location.

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out "Page 4" and were suddenly silenced.
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CCC Stuff for Reference:

Spoiler

CCC-DC (Just CCC-DC for short): CCC's central division, based at the headquarters in Washington DC, USA.

CCC-DAB (AKA CCC-DA): The CCC Division that controls Kerbin's western deserts.

CCC-SO: The CCC's Special Ops.

*Ringtone noise*

Director @Royalswissarmyknife, this is Director @TwoCalories from the DC Division with some responses to your calls.

The Administrative Team has responded, and we advise you not to bomb the KSC with an Avro Vulcan.

And to exit out of the Minecraft server, you must press "Escape" and click "Save and Quit to Title".

Also, there's a lot of interdimensional chaos going on, and the CCC-DC could use some help handling it all...

Director out.

*Hang-up noise*

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2 hours ago, TwoCalories said:

CCC Stuff for Reference:

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CCC-CD (Just CCC-CD for short): CCC's Central Division, based at the headquarters in Washington DC, USA.

CCC-DAB (AKA CCC-DA): The CCC Division that controls Kerbin's western deserts.

CCC-SO: The CCC's Special Ops.

*Ringtone noise*

Director @Royalswissarmyknife, this is Director @TwoCalories from the Central Division with some responses to your calls.

The Administrative Team has responded, and we advise you not to bomb the KSC with an Avro Vulcan.

And to exit out of the Minecraft server, you must press "Escape" and click "Save and Quit to Title".

Also, there's a lot of interdimensional chaos going on, and the CCC-CD could use some help handling it all...

Director out.

*Hang-up noise*

Hello Director @TwoCalories

uhhh we lost control of the Avro Vulcain I think someone was onboard and hijacked it.

We are bringing SAM Missiles to the KSC for Defense though.

We also appear to be in Portal 2 not Minecraft.

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49 minutes ago, Royalswissarmyknife said:

Hello Director @TwoCalories

uhhh we lost control of the Avro Vulcain I think someone was onboard and hijacked it.

We are bringing SAM Missiles to the KSC for Defense though.

We also appear to be in Portal 2 not Minecraft.

*Ringtone noise*

Hello, Director @Royalswissarmyknife, the CCC-DC will send some instructions on how to deal with the rogue Avro Vulcan shortly.

Unfortunately, laws have passed recently that restrict organizations like the KSC from having ground-to-air defenses.

And about the Portal 2 situation, I can't help you with that.

Also, an uncomfortable PS, you're still on our side, right? You're not with the assassins or anything anymore, right?

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7 minutes ago, Royalswissarmyknife said:

Yes 100% on your side we 100% dont have A EMP ready to wipe out all electronics to kill Jeb-

*Connection Terminated*

*Signal Lost*

CCC Alert: Code 99 - Rogue Division

This is Director @TwoCalories with startling news: the CCC Dessert Airfield Division has gone rogue and is now assisting the Assassins in their efforts to kill Kerbonaut Jebediah Kerman.

Two squadrons of F-35 Lightning IIs are prepared for launch.

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Sorry to Interrupt your program but we have worrying news to share with you.

The famed Jebediah Kerman has  broken MANY federal laws about Universe Hopping.

We Believe he is Deserving of the Highest punishment available.

Therefore we Have Gave the Assassin's many Fighter Jets from the illegal Military UAP reverse engineering program.

We believe the CCC  is currently avoiding there main job of preventing chaos by ignoring and even supporting the most chaotic entity in the known universe.

the entity's name is jebediah kerman he only causes trouble beyond comprehension by his illegal activitys.

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We interrupt this program (which was actually a broadcast on the CCC network, not the news) with a counterargument.

Jebediah Kerman did universe hopping to try and escape the assassins. This was done for self-protection, not to cause chaos. Also, Jeb and his friends became allies to CCC and pledged to clean up the chaos they inadvertently caused.

The CCC-DA was the actually the first to go rogue by joining the Assassins (who were really the ones at the root of the chaos) and giving them CCC military hardware.

That is our reason why the CCC-DC is going to war with the CCC-DA.

***

Two squadrons of F-35s are headed for the Dessert Airfield, completely invisible to their radars.

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KSC:

In order to stop the Chaos, we send two squads of J-16 to fight with CCC-DC together.

We also promised not to let Jeb work in the emergency task (but let him to have a rest )and send other Kerbals to it instead.

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