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Friendship is a mission, where the 3 kerbals Jeb, Bill and Bob show their friendship, by flying together for no reason. But they're sort of STUCK because they can't re-enter munar orbit. Here is a part of the log:

FRIENDSHIP - CREW'S LOG

1. PRE-LAUNCH

- Jeb are you sure about this?

-We're friend and the best kerbonauts here! Why not go on a vacation?

-Could go to the space station...

-We've all been there... twice now.

-But we've been on the Mun too?

-Once.

-Ah yeah, once. Do we care? No.

-But we're friends! Best ones!

-Fine...

-Hey guys, why are you argu-

-PRE-LAUNCH SEQUENCE OVER. T-20 SECONDS.

-Oh I realized that I forgot to tell them to use the Kerbal X...

-JEB? THIS IS A SMALLER ROCKET DESIGNED FO-

-T-10, 9, 8,

(-JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB)

7, 6, 5,

(-JEEB WE WONT HAVE THE FUEL)

 4, 3, 2, 1

(-JEB WHY)

IGNITION

-

-

-Are we even lifting off?

-Jeb, this rocket has the Skipper, not the Mainsail. 

-Oh, I see...

2. TMI DECISION

-OK,  KSC over

-They gave us the decision.

-Should we, Bob?

-NO. WE DONT HAVE THE FUEL

-But the maneouver is already planned.

-SHUT

-Bob, are we friends?

-This is true, Bob. you are all angry today...

-Yeah, why?

-WE CAN DIE.

-When I was chosen for the first orbital mission, did I say "Oh no, I can die, waaaa waaaaaaaaaa." Of course I didn't?

-But it was a "first of a kind" mission. This is the 10th manned in this program (No but it was actually the second hehehaha). We can't just risk our lives over something that has been done many times!

-But we can send a rescue mi-

-That will cost around 10 million. Are you sure?

-Well I think that we-

-KSC HERE, did you make your decision?

-Well, we-

-We-

*Jeb looks at Bob*

-Should we?

-*thinks* *thinks *thinks* *crewmembers look at eachother*  Yes, KSC, we will

-THATS MY BOB, THE ONE FROM THE SWIV-MINT MISSION!

-Ok, burn is in 30 seconds. 

 

 

Edited by Aerodynamic Kerbal
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