The user below me...

[Anister]

Nope, but thanks for telling me about that!

TUBM has played a MGS (Metal Gear Solid, MG Rising: Revengance doesnt count)

[Aerolfos]

Metal Gear Solid:Twin Snakes should count then. Yes.

The user below me has played Command and Conquer.

[General Rarity]

Of course! Who hasn't!? (Red Alert 1 and 2 ftw)

The user below me knows what happened today 12 years ago.

[Xannari Ferrows]

I do, actually. That's the sad part...

The user below me spent too much much time coming up for a title.

[PanWieldingMann]

When i make titles, yes (curse you, Writer's block!)

The user below me made a high speed ground vehicle that shrugs off hilly terrain.

[Aerolfos]

Yes. A Nod raider buggy in fact. Remember those moutnains near the KSC? Climbed those. In a raider buggy. Yeaaaah!

The user below me crashed into Jool while trying to do a proper mission.

[Red Iron Crown]

Yup, aerocapture does not always go as planned. :/

The user below me has never been to Jool.

[Norpo]

False.

User below has never had a craft enter Dres' SOI.

[Xannari Ferrows]

DUUUUDE how'd you know?

The user below me almost always over-estimates the strength of Kerbin's atmosphere.

[PanWieldingMann]

Why yes, however in the form of a test of my Reentry armor I just designed for my Prime trucks

The user below me has tried to put a low-flying satellite in the lowest equatorial Gilly orbit possible.

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[Yukon0009]

1m orbit controlled count?

TUBM has tried to eat Gilly.

[Overfloater]

What's the matter with u? I tried to fry it first.

The user below me speaks fluent crocodile.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Well, I can speak a language in which they show some capacity of understanding.

The user below me has participated in 4 other forum games in the last 7 hours.

[General Rarity]

Maybe. I lost count.

The user below me knows who ZedNova is.

[Tex]

Unfortunately not... I'm out of a lot of loops!

TUBM has acted in a play.

[Aerolfos]

Why yes. I played Kommand and Konquer: MechJeb's Revenge.

Spoiler: MechJeb won. And I was MechJeb.

The user below has emptied his mind and submitted to MechJebs will... only complete faith in MechJeb will protect you. Only total compliance will save the lives of you and your kerbals... I am MechJeb... obey me.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Can I install the Scott Manley instead?

The user below me does not know what to type next.

[Nemrav]

false

the above statement is true.

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.The person below me had to think for a sec to realise that I did not create a paradox...

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Negatory

Some say the person below me has 13 kittens, others say that he actually burns kittens; toys on a regular basis

All we know is, the person below me is going to say no!

[Overfloater]

True.

The user below me is from the west hemisphere.

[TonyC]

Yes.

The user below me did fail a Jool aerocapture.

[Flixxbeatz]

Nope!

User below me is Groot.

[Aerolfos]

Not really. I lack the awesome voice you see.

The user below me has so far killed 42 Kerbals.

[Overfloater]

False. Sending them to interstellar space doesn't directly mean to kill them.

The user below me has returned a kerbal from interstellar space O.O

[Xannari Ferrows]

Through the power of save file editing, yes.

The person below me never knew that the mohole was the result of the kerbals dividing by 0.