The user below me...

[rasheed]

False, they are in Mexico

The guy below is 18 and under.

[CaptainGiblets]

True

The user below me is in high school

[Shna_na]

True, though not for much longer (thankfully). @likke_A_boss : Daniel Hardcastle is Nerd³. Please tell me you know who that is .

The user below me plans to enter this.

[EuSouONumero345]

Nerd³?

Well, this might explain:

"Hello procrastinators, and welcome to..."

False, I think, I'm a bit bad at this, actually, I'm terrible

The user below me want to play KSP 0.24.

EDIT: Also, the quote "I do want to point out I have literally no idea how a car goes,

beyond explodes dinosaurs and that somehow propels it forwards." is from this video(I think):

Edited February 21, 2014 by EuSouONumero345

[Shna_na]

Also, the quote "I do want to point out I have literally no idea how a car goes,

beyond explodes dinosaurs and that somehow propels it forwards." is from this video(I think):

You are correct! It's good to have a fellow procrastinator roaming about the forums.

True (but who doesn't )

The user below me Is yet to witness the immensity that is Banished.

[Redrobin]

True, my friends are trying to get me to play it.

The user below me has played before .18

[Shna_na]

True, as is stated by my signature.

The user below me has watched curling in this year's winter olympics.

[Bilfr3d]

True.

The user below me has crashed a satellite into the sun (in ksp).

[Zuni]

False.

The user below mw has crashed a satellite into the sun in real life.

[EuSouONumero345]

Hmmmm, false?

The user below me has an awesome signature, according to Wikipedia.

[Shna_na]

False, Nerd³ doesn't see himself as awesome and reserves that term for things that genuinely blow his mind with epicosity (I try not to refer to him as awesome, but it's difficult).

The user below me is neutral when it comes to the tea/coffee war.

[Starwhip]

Yah, this is true. I don't like either, so I don't care

The user below is running a Windows OS.

[FanaticalFighter]

True, partially, as I also run Linux for my CS50 course.

The user below me has never solved a Rubik's Cube.

[mrrpamplemousse]

True

I'm not a smart man...

The user below me preffer speed and swiftness over power and strength.

[Starwhip]

Yes. Although strength/power is advantageous, you can't touch what you never saw in the first place.

The user below was a victim of the April You-Know-What.

[Zuni]

Nope.

The user below me has teeth sharpened to points.

[Shna_na]

False, I once had cleats for teeth back in the glory days, but alas they crumbled under the pressure of drinking blo- um, eating ice-cream.

The user below me has not seen any of the "Alien" films.

[Holo]

False, I saw the first three.

The user below me is not from the US.

[Helix935]

well if living there ten yes if born then no because i am from Java

user below me is also from Java

[EuSouONumero345]

False, I don't work at Oracle(sorry about this)

The user below me understood this bad joke

[Shna_na]

True, and I loved it. It's one of those that's so bad it's good.

The user below me is monolingual.

[Holo]

True, and I loved it. It's one of those that's so bad it's good.

The user below me is monolingual.

Ja, mein Deutsch ist nicht gut und ich spreche Englisch.

(that's literally the limit of my German, and by extension non-English-speaking, abilities, and I probably made a mistake somewhere)

The user below me likes hexagons.

[CaptainGiblets]

I do, their awesome

the user below me watches the VICE youtube channel

[Redrobin]

I have

The user below me joined in June

[Starwhip]

False.

The user below joined after the April Purge.