The user below me...

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

RSS? What's that?

The user below me has danced the Macarena.

[xXIndestructibleEVAXx]

False

The user below has landed on Gilly using only an EVA

[BadLeo]

Oh, I remember when that annoying music came out (yes, I'm that old). And unfortunately yes, I was forced to by people that like to beat the shame out of you (sometimes referred by some other ppl as friends).

The user below me likes to move it move it.

[InterCity]

False. I hate dance in any of its forms.

The user below me wants Barrack Obama as his/her president.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Barack Obama IS my president... although I think he could be better...

The user below me has seen xkcd.

[Shna_na]

False, I have now though.

The user below me knows what (or who) I mean by "Szyzyg".

[LABHOUSE]

Flase.

The user below me can read.

[BadLeo]

(This post is blank, which means that the above statement is false. Ignore this characters, they mean nothing.)

(This totally isn't a statement that says the user below me is as much as fan of Stanley Kubrick as I am.)

[Tery215]

True, you made a spelling error on "Flasé". Also, I can't ignore the blank post I just read.

The user below me won't make a blank post.

Edited May 4, 2014 by Tery215

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Correct, but I will disguise it!

The user below me has seen The Butterfly Effect.

[InterCity]

Right.

The user below me was logged into KSP forums while writing his post.

[Xaelath]

True, and it's a her, btw .

The user below me has 1000+ hours on record for Team Fortress 2.

[BadLeo]

False. But for Dwarf Fortress, maybe.

The user below me is extremely frightened by ASCII graphics.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

*insert ASCII art saying 'Nope'*

The user below me has memorized the forum rules.

[InterCity]

Partially true. I can read through the rest whenever I need to.

The user below me has a harsh life.

[Overfloater]

Hm, yeah I could have been better.

The user below me will not send me a million (preferably american) bucks.

[Helix935]

false i will send a million american born bucks that will trample your house and eat you

the user below me knows what a buck is

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

It's either slang for an American dollar or a male deer.

The user below me lives in the continental U.S.

[vexx32]

False.

The user below is bald.

[MaverickSawyer]

False, although I do buzz back my hair in the summers.

The user below me has a steady job. Part time or full time, either works.

[Overfloater]

Does more-than-full time counts? if so than true.

The user below me will not send me 500,400.5 american dollars.

[InterCity]

Damn right. Here in the central europe, even the mafia doesn't have that much money.

The user below me can multiply thirteen square by sixteen divided by two and multiplied by six.

[Bilfr3d]

im bored... no.

The user below me plays at least three hours of ksp EVERY day

[vexx32]

Nope. I'm more into Hack, Slash, Loot at the moment.

The user below me is pink.

[palioxis1248]

False, although a sunburnt me gets close.

The user below me has watched 2001.