OdinYggd Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Stoats can't swim... in petrol... flaming petrol moats... HehehehehehUse Ethanol for this. Then the stoats are still incinerated on entry, but it is a fuel that burns with a smokeless blue flame so as not to attract unwanted attention or smell awful at all hours of the night. It would smell pleasantly like absinthe, or whiskey.Plus it's environmentally friendly, you can refine ethanol out of most common plant materials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) Awesome. This thread is now complete.EDIT: @Odin: Still a net loss in terms of resources. Destroys the pelt, and, well, if you've already got that much ethanol... Edited May 21, 2013 by Specialist290 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Use Ethanol for this. Then the stoats are still incinerated on entry, but it is a fuel that burns with a smokeless blue flame so as not to attract unwanted attention or smell awful at all hours of the night. It would smell pleasantly like absinthe, or whiskey.Plus it's environmentally friendly, you can refine ethanol out of most common plant materials.True, it is a carbon neutral fuel. Unfortunately , since the ethanol is farmed in poor countries as they have a large primary economy to make it and the land, then the farmers would rather make ethanol than food for more profit. This mean that the poor people in the country can't afford the increased food prices as the food has to be imported so they starve. This is the sort of things have to put in my exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 /mild sense of contolFailed, chobit is present on thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Awesome. This thread is now complete.EDIT: @Odin: Still a net loss in terms of resources. Destroys the pelt, and, well, if you've already got that much ethanol...Okay, then instead of relying on incineration do this.Make a concrete-lined trench about a meter deep, and flood this with SF6 gas, or other heavier-than-air nontoxic substance. The gas will stay in the bottom of the trench, and any stoats to try and cross will fall in and suffocate. You can then fish them out and skin them, as the pelts will be perfectly unaffected.Alternately you could use propane gas for this, for the added freak people out bonus of dropping a match into the trench for a literal firewall effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You must lose the illusion of control and succumb to the chaos ROFLCopter64bit.Edit. How much would that gas cost? And you would need to stop the stoats while digging and lining the trench. And what if they dug under the trench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Okay, then instead of relying on incineration do this.Make a concrete-lined trench about a meter deep, and flood this with SF6 gas, or other heavier-than-air nontoxic substance. The gas will stay in the bottom of the trench, and any stoats to try and cross will fall in and suffocate. You can then fish them out and skin them, as the pelts will be perfectly unaffected.I vote for this plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I still maintain making the stoats vegetarian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canopus Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I still maintain making the stoats vegetarian!Wimp!(just kidding of course:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specialist290 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Okay, then instead of relying on incineration do this.Make a concrete-lined trench about a meter deep, and flood this with SF6 gas, or other heavier-than-air nontoxic substance. The gas will stay in the bottom of the trench, and any stoats to try and cross will fall in and suffocate. You can then fish them out and skin them, as the pelts will be perfectly unaffected.Alternately you could use propane gas for this, for the added freak people out bonus of dropping a match into the trench for a literal firewall effect.I could get behind this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Why do we go for the violent plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Getting all of mankind to change their nature? Never going to happen.You don't kill, conquer and destroy. I don't kill, conquer and destroy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonG17 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Support the vegetarianism of the stoats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The first law of thermodynamics is that you do not talk about thermodynamics.The second law of thermodynamics is that YOU DO NOT talk about thermodynamics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 The first law of thermodynamics is that you do not talk about thermodynamics.The second law of thermodynamics is that YOU DO NOT talk about thermodynamics.Ok, I'm stealing this for my FB page. I have family that'll appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 You must lose the illusion of control and succumb to the chaos ROFLCopter64bit.Are you trying to reference Mass Effect 3? Because it sounds like it, but I have sinus pains and don't really want to tilt my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 I don't understand this thread. There have been many references and mentions of Propane but Nova hasn't replied to any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 I don't understand this thread. There have been many references and mentions of Propane but Nova hasn't replied to any of them.That's because he secretly shops at Thatherton Fuels. He's buying charcoal right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 That's because he secretly shops at Thatherton Fuels. He's buying charcoal right now.I eat charcoal. It tastes good. Does it count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 21, 2013 Author Share Posted May 21, 2013 I eat charcoal. It tastes good. Does it count?You can't use propane and propane accessories with charcoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B787_300 Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Ok, I'm stealing this for my FB page. I have family that'll appreciate it. family full of Engineers/Scientists? becasue then i fell for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekkette Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 family full of Engineers/Scientists? becasue then i fell for you...Nerds, mostly. Brother's a robotics tech. my sister has dual degrees in physics and computer science plus a PhD in Food Science. and my other sister's a math nut. we're all some degree of Trekkie, and get most of the jokes on Big Bang Theory before they get translated into everyday people speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Why isnt there a Laythecat FB page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROFLCopter64bit Posted May 22, 2013 Author Share Posted May 22, 2013 Why isnt there a Laythecat FB page?Because I am bestcat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Because who actually uses facebook. It's got so much spam these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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