101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Red Iron Crown]

EVA RCS fuel isn't unlimited anymore. Sooner or later you'd run out.

There's an unlimited supply of EVA fuel in every manned command pod other than the command seat.

Is this the place where I wish for a centrifuge for g-testing kerbals?

[mythic_fci]

Is this the place where I wish for a centrifuge for g-testing kerbals?

Hey, Danny2462's calling. He needs his Kerbal Death Spinner-Majig Kerbal G-Force Tester Unit back.

[Tangle]

Oh no, you've reminded me of that moron who has a cult following who think gold is butter...

Ugh, that jerk.

716. I want there to be an the ability to have a chett angonm that takes you anywhere in 3 bibbleseconds.

[ZodiaK]

717. I want kerbal ponies that are green and rideable and are my very bestest friends <3

[Endersmens]

718: Ability to orbit Jool under it's "surface" in the void below.

[Jean Deaux]

I want to control what Squad releases and the order in which they release updates!

[Grover]

I want a pet kraken who i can call Silvester... nope? Just me? Okay then

[Richy teh space man]

721: I am disturbed by the lack of monkeys in the game, please fix

[HafCoJoe]

722: The banana. er, Kanana.

(if not mentioned yet)

[Xyrus]

723: Kult of Personality: Kelebrities. I want Kerbal renditions of celebrities and famous individuals. Nothing says KSP more than making Kim Kardashian (already a kerbalized named, beat that!) lithobrake with her face! w00t!

[Jr6150x]

724: Game is broke until I can lithobreak planets into larger planets into the sun, upsetting the entire solar system. Common devs, cataclysmic events is we're it's at.

[Stratzenblitz75]

Hmm, "Stupid/impossible requests" you ask?... Let me visit the Steam Forums.

Ah yes! Here's one!

725: Random events such as meteor shower that damage example my space station so it need repairs or new spare parts. Or just random failures in general.

[Jetski]

726: I want to be able to move Gilly into LKO like an asteroid. Possibly land it at KSC. And Jetboots for Jeb that can make orbit.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Correction: mix metric and imperial units.

Cool! Then we could do a Mars Climate Orbiter / Mars Polar Lander replica mission!

[djnattyd]

Hmm, "Stupid/impossible requests" you ask?... Let me visit the Steam Forums.

Ah yes! Here's one!

725: Random events such as meteor shower that damage example my space station so it need repairs or new spare parts. Or just random failures in general.

Well, there is/was the Kessler Syndrome mod that sort of did this.

Plus there's DangIt so it's not that stupid/impossible.

[Scotius]

Harpoon gun in case of Kraken's attack. And a big pot to make biggest calamari soup in Universe

[Richy teh space man]

730: After crashing rockets too many times, Bob and Bill get fed up of Jebediahs recklessness, and decide to go on the Kerbal equivalent of Jeremy Kyle to get help in calming him down.

[Red Iron Crown]

731: Ability for kerbals to put on a space diaper to drive for hours to murder an adulterous lover.

[FacialJack]

733: Why cant we have a few others system to explore after a 25y trip in cryosleep ?

[Javster]

734: I want a potato mod! Banana mod not enough!

[Red Iron Crown]

735: I wish we hadn't skipped 732.

[FacialJack]

732 is a number forbidden by Jeb himlself, as 732 parts Rocket never explode !!

[Draginea]

736) Why doesn't KSP accurately simulate physics down to a sub quantum level and up to a multiverse level?

[StrandedonEarth]

737) I want to be able to build a space-capable 737-900S that can do barrel rolls and loop-de-loops!

[Ippo]

Well, there is/was the Kessler Syndrome mod that sort of did this.

Plus there's DangIt so it's not that stupid/impossible.

Yep, not impossible. As for stupid... Only time will tell me