101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[tuguley]

105) Give us an engine that doesn't burn liquid fuel, but rather just spurts it out the back.

[AndersSchm]

105) Evolutionary accelerators on the Mun.

[Vanamonde]

85) give me podracers

Done and done: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/showthread.php/27606-A-KAS-Quantum-PodRacer

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Done and done: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/showthread.php/27606-A-KAS-Quantum-PodRacer

Yea, I was actually referencing that. Funny, isn't it?

[falofonos]

106. stabilized Black hole sucker drive ( a black hole magnetically contained in a tube of unobtaium, open one end to be sucked into the tube... or into spaaaaaace if you secure it to the front of a ship.

107. Kerbals pull out a little placard saying "yikes!" or "oops" depending on the altitude they are reentering atmosphere in with just a suit.

108. Giant spring landing gear for manly lithobreaking.

[mushroomman]

109. Voxel based terrain so I can build underground bases on Eeloo

[Dr. Muttonstache]

109. Voxel based terrain so I can build underground bases on Eeloo

110. Voxel based terrain so whenever you fire your engines it digs out ground below you.

[Kerbface]

111) Hurry up and release this game on PS3, XBOX 360, Wii U and PS Vita.

[Rage Baneblade]

112. Not enough K's in the names of things. Why not Kuna, Keve, Kop, etc?

[M5000]

113) why mods arent stock?

114) why there isnt stock 3.75m 5m also 7m and 60m tanks and enhine?

115) how coem mechjeb 2.0.5 isnt stock?

116) have missions have a special set of mechjeb commands that will basically do the mission for you.

117) rcs is not powerful enouhg

118) why did remove launch tower?

119) there should be a super RTG that produces all the electricity of a solar panel but doesnt need light

120) there should be an srb with 2000 thurst.

Grammar and spelling done so purposefully.

[Dr. Muttonstache]

This thread is all about the worst-case scenario of the future of the KSP community, people would be asking these questions seriously, and are already beginning to do so. (I shudder every time)

I hope it never actually gets this bad. I really do.

[Scotius]

121. Shade umbrellas for Kerbals doing EVA.

122. Laser pistols for Kerbals.

123. Trikorders.

124. Teleporters.

125. Showers in every capsule.

126. Rocker-propelled skates.

127. PETS!!!

[TheDarkStar]

128. KSP should model the Cold War, with competition and nuclear weapons.

[Kerbface]

129. Why can't we open a little shop on our bases in case of tourists? Love a little shop.

[kacperrutka26]

130. A kerbal that plays kerbal space program whilst landing on the mun which is in kerbal space program

[Canopus]

I hope it never actually gets this bad. I really do.

I trust Harvester. He knows what to with KSP.

[Flixxbeatz]

131. Photosynthesis.

[kacperrutka26]

132. Name everything in the game starting with "K" Kengines, Kuel, Keve, Kool, Kpace, Kun, Kinmus. So on

[Flixxbeatz]

132. Name everything in the game starting with "K" Kengines, Kuel, Keve, Kool, Kpace, Kun, Kinmus. So on

133. Kaythe

134. Kall

135. Kylo

136. Kop

137. Kol

[The Destroyer]

138: I want a TARDIS.

[JonoRig]

138: I want a TARDIS.

to be fair though, who doesn't?

[kookoo_gr]

139. Wormholes and the ability to make working stargates/wormoholes

p.s. for the 39. proposal: the cake is a lie

[an insignificant kerbal]

140. underground secret bases on jool

[Kerbface]

141. Asteroid fields where you have to constantly swerve to avoid smashing into the asteroids.

[Flixxbeatz]

140. underground secret bases on jool

But Jool doesn't even have a ground...