101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[kookoo_gr]

252. i want to be able to build this

so that my kerbals can travel in time

[ShachonianX]

253: I want sharks with lasers on their heads.

[Daze]

253: I want sharks with lasers on their heads.

...with Jesus riding them right?

[zpox357]

254: Kerbals home life is left unexplained... maybe a "Sims like" sub-game, where you go to school, get a job and stuff? Anyone?

[NASAFanboy]

256: I want giant space hamsters that shoot lasers outta their behind!

257: RAINBOW PONIES THAT FLY

[eurybaric]

258: Kerbal Pets Expansion!!! NAO!!

[Joe_Bender]

259. Kerbanauts with better attitudes....kind of like Jeb.

260. Animated kerbanauts on planets with player built bases on them.....they can be like the Kerbal Scientists in the VAB, just walk around and look busy.

[kookoo_gr]

260. Earthquakes

261. When flying a plane/spaceplane up to 30km you must have filed a flight plan beforehand and follow the air traffic controller's instructions. Also you must have a copy of the AIP and MAIP of each country of Kerbin (they will be provided as pdf files)

[joppiesaus]

Also you must have a copy of the AIP and MAIP of each country of Kerbin (they will be provided as pdf files)

I don't even know what that is

[kookoo_gr]

Aeronautical Information Publication and Military Aeronautical Information Publication. It contains all the info and procedures of a country's air space and airports

[NeoMorph]

262: Kerbal Guitar Hero

[Flixxbeatz]

262: Kerbal Guitar Hero

262.2: Kerbitar Hero: Kerbals of Rock

262.4: Kerbitar Hero: Boosters of Rock

262.6: Kerbitar Hero: Engines of Rock

262.8: Kerbitar Hero: Rockets of Rock

[Richy teh space man]

263 Nyan cat travelling through the Kerbol system randomly, with music too

[Warscribe]

i imagine 263 to be miiiighty unsettling

[Wait- Was That Important?]

264.) Custom simulation of the Kerbal universe where you can modify the physics of all solar systems and control everything

[Richy teh space man]

265 Let my Kerbals get some sleep now and again. I have a few that have been going for years without even a 5 min break, they must get through a lot of coffee

266 Coffee for my Kerbals

[Tw1]

265 Let my Kerbals get some sleep now and again. I have a few that have been going for years without even a 5 min break, they must get through a lot of coffee

I wouldn't mind sleep animations, actually, should they decide to add them eventually.

[Flixxbeatz]

267. in-game land claiming. I'm looking at you, RP people...

[LeonG17]

268. Ability to clone Jeb

[ShachonianX]

269: Make a clone Jeb army

[nothke]

270.

[LeonG17]

270.

Because very large meteors can get through even dense atmospheres, such as how earth has crater.

[Designer225]

271: burn spacecrafts in a condition that cannot burn spacecrafts...

[Czman007]

272. Real time rocket construction. I should have to wait at least 6 months to launch, otherwise it's unrealistic!

[TheDarkStar]

273. Remove timewarp please, it's unrealistic and makes the game no fun! It's not like interplanetary flights take days; going to the Mun (not that I've gone anywhere else) only took fifteen minutes!

(note: sarcasm)