101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[SpacedCowboy]

I want jet engines to work on the Mun!,,,Damn it!

[problemecium]

I suppose a year after the thread is made is a bit late to wonder why this was never moved to Forum Games...

Anyway, they should change the ship physics in space to be like Star Wars, it'd be so much more believable.

And Kerbals should have XP and levels, so that when they reach a high enough level by slaying space aliens, they can cast magic spells to heal exploded ships and defend against the Kraken.

[gameover]

31) Female Kerbals

Their coming alright!

[Richy teh space man]

712 Why isn't KSP an arcade game yet? There's potential there..

[Rus-Evo]

I would like to be able to make action groups whilst in space.

WAIT!! That request is not impossible or stupid!!

[razark]

712 Why isn't KSP an arcade game yet? There's potential there..

Arcade? Not until they finish the first person shooter!

[Colserra3]

I want to alter other planets' trajectories!!!

[Skyler4856]

Why cant I customize my kerbals clothing?

[dbmorpher]

I want a Wii version.

[Volcanix]

When is the Raspberry Pi version coming out?

[Skyler4856]

I want a Wii version.

That could actually be fun...

[plasmeus]

Make it where you start out with model rockets in career mode.

[djnattyd]

Saw someone asking for soft body physics. They must hate their CPU

[Colonel_Sanders]

Why can't I fly to eeloo with my eva pack? They aren't powerful enough.

[Nicholander]

Why is there no "Butnuts" button? I need that button.

[Javster]

Why don't my rockets work properly?? MAKE A "make my rocket work" button!

[TheDarkStar]

Why can't I fly to eeloo with my eva pack? They aren't powerful enough.

You can*! Just push a command module with a Kerbal and refuel in it when necessary!

*May take a large amount of time.

[Colonel_Sanders]

You can*! Just push a command module with a Kerbal and refuel in it when necessary!

*May take a large amount of time.

Still probably faster than an ion. Much less electricity, too.

[Thomas988]

You can*! Just push a command module with a Kerbal and refuel in it when necessary!

EVA RCS fuel isn't unlimited anymore. Sooner or later you'd run out.

[Mipe]

When they add female kerbals, people will start asking for romance options.

If, by some crazy chance, that gets done, they'll start asking "why can't Jeb love Bob?"

[peter1981]

713. Realistic operating cost, staff costs, taxes... Heck I've never worked for a organisation that had money always avaliable on new contract and no cost other than paying for new parts, fuels and failed contract fines.

[montyben101]

I want chickens

[Rainbowtrout]

715: I want budderr swords!1!1!11!1one!

[JebNeedsHelp]

I think it would be cool if you could terraform (Kerbinform?) Duna and Eve.

[Javster]

715: I want budderr swords!1!1!11!1one!

Oh no, you've reminded me of that moron who has a cult following who think gold is butter...