The mangled up History Blender Game

[Flymetothemun]

3015: Popular Rock music group Van Halen writes song named "Panama" to help raise money for construction of Panama Canal. Also, unpopular Rock group Inn Halen writes song that is set to be broadcast into space, but never makes it out of the Ionosphere due to cheap and poorly-built broadcast equipment.

[MGUARN]

1900 Washington became the first man to land on the moon

[Spaceisbeautifulul]

Nicola tesla invented farming while on the Moon.

[MGUARN]

1978 the soviets land on mars.

[[ Jeremy ]]

North Korea won WWII by flooding everyone with chlorine gas. Over 1 billion died as a result.

[bmcloughlin]

1876 Leonidas led the Bolsheviks into battle against the commie japs

[MGUARN]

1998 Mars is now under communist control from russia.

[Holo]

1999 - Due to a legal loophole, George Washington is able to buy Mars for $7.62

[MGUARN]

2000-North Korea launched an invasion to the U.S

[ShachonianX]

The Year 1116 - The Final Year of the Derp Universe

The G.E.C. traveled to the planet of the Derptopians, and find a GIANT [censored] TURTLE. After the great Hoomann Legion discovered the Great Turtle, a war started to capture it. Then everyone farted. This killed off most on the life in the galaxy, and de-orbiting the the Derptopian planet, which forces the Great Turtle to fly to the moon, and then the universe collapsed for good.

[MGUARN]

2005 Derpy hooves became the first president to be derpy.

[Flymetothemun]

1776: In a bold move, Kim Jong Il the 57th bravely asks newly-formed United States of America the question "Where is the love?" He asks months later in a speech given to the Air Force "Where is the truth?" Policymakers and other politicians answer "I don't know" to both questions. In an interview a few years later he said his motives for asking the question were "People have gotten me questioning "Where is the love?""

Edited June 11, 2013 by Flymetothemun

[Pipcard]

1975: French, British, and American astronauts land on Europa and establish a base there.

[Kerbal01]

1275 BCE: the Beatles are the first people to land on mars, claiming it for the union of the cheese making proletariat

[MGUARN]

1776 Bronies broke from the British to form the United states of America then leaving to the moon to create the New Lunar Republic from there they disappeared ,or scatter among the stars.

[Pipcard]

1864: Tutankhamen, the emperor of Saudi Arabia, leads an epic battle against Thomas Jefferson, the king of Canada, in the Amazon Rainforest. Emperor Tut commands his horde of elephants while Jefferson uses an army of tigers. The year-long battle eventually ends in a draw.

[MGUARN]

1812 The British invade the United States to find the original founders to descend from space ,and blew a huge crater were the invading force once stood.

[Pipcard]

You should know about the beings responsible for these scenarios.

[MGUARN]

1908 Thomas hickery invented the time machine to manipulate time ,and space.

[Rockcoole]

Vladimir Lenin battled Adam Smith with donkeys to decide who would be Americas next top model. This would inspire the historical documentary Battle Royale.

[MGUARN]

2013 The Olympics take place on the moon.

[Loocas]

1995 Germany detonated 7 nuclear bombs on it's own soil to stop American and French ground forces from entering their lands further.

[MinerEdgar]

1950 Charlie Chaplin is the first man to walk on the moon. He got there using the U.S.S. Enterprise space tug.

[MGUARN]

2001 Airplanes crash into the stock market causing the price of american goods to go up by 900000%

[billybobsatan]

2025 Komrade Kat takes over the moon and David Mason blows it up by sitting on it.