101+ reasons why we are not NASA

[Octobomb]

143. We put asteroids on collision courses with Kerbin for fun.

144. We are capable of doing the above.

145. Then jousting with it.

[Guest]

146. Being green, our astronauts are always minty fresh no matter how long the duration of the mission.

[LeonG17]

147 . Kerbalnauts have not heard of health and safety

148. They have also not heard of a "complaint box".

[sadron]

149. Parachutes are in fact not required to fly these rockets.

[The Jedi Master]

150: Our engines make noise in vacuum.

[Francesco]

151. We have überpowerful EVA suits.

[erkha343]

We have struts!

[Something Random]

We have a safety system called "EVA and land on your helmet"

Our system has only three forms of life: Kerbals, grass and the Kraken

Going to the mün is like going to work/school

Math is an opinion

Testing? What does this word means?

We can explode Kerbin with some I beams

We can vanish the universe by going into Jool center (if you don't believe me go on youtube and watch some of danny's videos)

[lobsterbark]

We don't know how to count.

[Needles_10]

161: We don't need life support due to photosynthetic skin.

[zekes]

162) we have squishy.

[satcharna]

163. We don't copy off of the Germans, but still manage to go to space.

[Nobody_1707]

164. We're actually interested in exploring and exploiting space.

165. We've never killed a legitimate DARPA project because "space is our job. waaaaah!"

166. We build rockets out of stuff we find lying on the side of the road, but they work anyway!

>_> I think I may be too young to be this bitter about NASA.

[lukerules117]

167. we use chairs for reentry

[Cesrate]

168. We crash Kerbals onto Kerbin at 20,000 m/s

169. We have rebornable Kerbanauts.

[doginneed]

170. we launch kerbals out of sol's sphere of influence.

[Rage097]

171. we launch our employees into the air on a SRB using only ductape.

[Guest]

172. We don't let a trivial thing like re-entry flames stop us from deploying parachutes.

[LeonG17]

173 .We don't consult with the engineers to make sure there is no fatal flaw such as forgetting to add a power source for the probes

174 . We mod our game.

175 . We have the restart button.

[Guest]

176. Instead of employing a team of highly skilled number-crunching boffins to calculate the most accurate burn time for our next manoeuvre, we tug on a node handle just... a... little... more... that-a-way. Perfect.

[KinkyFerrets]

177. Close enough doesn't mean several yards away from intended landing point. (Unless your'e talking about lander legs in relation to the lander.)

[Flixxbeatz]

178. What aerodynamics?

[LeonG17]

179 . We have infiglide

[rkman]

180. If everything else fails, we'll try complete the mission with RCS suit only. Astronauts may be parked in any orbit, to be picked up "later".

[LeonG17]

181 . We are allowed to put seats on SRBs

182 . Nobody tries to use our space program for military purposes, we do it.

183 . Our Kerbalnauts are mute so they can't complain.