Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Shaun]

Beg your leave sir.

[Rage097]

Pardon me? I didn't quite catch that. Care to repeat it...gentleman?

[Rockcoole]

Good evening Gentlemen. This looks like a smashing theard does it now. May I care to ask where is you're butler? I would like some tea.

[Rage097]

Ah, we have no butler currently, but i'll fetch you some myself. *does so*

[ZedNova]

* knocks on the thread door*

I say chaps, could you let me into you humble abode? It's quite nippy out tunight.

[Rage097]

I'll be there in a jiffy! the door's unlocked, make yourself at home dear friend.

[Poldarias]

Im English and we don't even speak like this. no offence.

[Rage097]

Why good sir, That's the entire point of this thread! it to indulge in the stereotypical banter of the good old days!

[Kerbal01]

Indubitably,yes it is fun to mock the old beans!

[LeonG17]

Im English and we don't even speak like this. no offence.

Why sir, I'm English as well! I understand it panders to the stereotype, but it is indubitably good fun!

[Rage097]

That's correct my friend! Why, it's possibly more fun than getting together for the world cup finals! Except for all those daft ruffians that show up and knock my tea all over. I'll show those buggers one of these days.

[Poldarias]

Latin: Bene ergo gaudendum

[Rage097]

I say, it would be nice if you could speak english like the good lord intended it to be spoken here. If you would be so kind?

[Holo]

Im English and we don't even speak like this. no offence.

As a person from fine old England, of course we jolly well speak like this!

[Rage097]

My point exactly! What does this daft man over there know? I need to get my self some tea. Why is it that people keep showing up to this manor only to disappear! It's absolute bollocks! Please tell me good sir that you won't disappear from this bloody place.

[Person012345]

What the F is going on in here you baanch of t*ss*rs?

[Rage097]

I say! how rude! what exactly are you trying to accomplish with such filth?

[Rage097]

Leon! come have a cup of tea with me, old chap.

[crasher925]

I say! as a member of the Terran Empire military i can have this ruffian removed from the premises you know!!

Edited June 3, 2013 by crasher925

[ZedNova]

I've grown quite tired of this tea good sirs. Could we perhaps get a few German brewers over ere' and make us a wee nip of ale?

Or if any of you know how to brew with common pots an pans, that would be just brilliant!

[Keenan Smith]

What the? i'm from the uk and we do not Speak like this ... "Damned Family guy Stereotypes".

[Epic DaVinci]

HAHA, This Thread is awesome Keenan, im from the UK and love the way Family Guy portray us Brits, its just so funny. I bet our portrayal of the Americanlandians is way off aswell.

Translate this..

Why the bl**dyhell Cant I f**king get this stupid Rocket to bl**dy Orbit? stupid f**king Physics.

[Rage097]

I say, that is most insulted to use such language in this manor. Go on, bugger off!

[crasher925]

I say! Epic you better watch your tongue or i'll cut it out!

[Rage097]

Now, now, crasher. That it equally uncalled for. I'm sure we can talk this out with him over a cup of tea.