Speak like a Brit Mk II

[Rage097]

Bah, politics. I'm jolly well tired of their nonsense. All they do is bicker and argue while dabbling pointless merits of pointless things!

[Seret]

Did you fine chaps here about the jolly 'Murcian govt that got back up after a bloody fortnight and some shutdown?, bloody insane if you ask me.

I find the shilly-shallying of the colonials rather tiring old chap. Can't we talk about something civilised, like cricket?

[Kerbal01]

Or the merits of one tea or another: I'm quite partial to tea, earl gray, hot( Patrick stewart is awesome)

[Seret]

I do hope you're not going to put milk in that, like some sort of barbarian.

[crasher925]

I say! what do you have against coffee!

[crasher925]

Bah, politics. I'm jolly well tired of their nonsense. All they do is bicker and argue while dabbling pointless merits of pointless things!

SO TURE i say!!

[Seret]

I say! what do you have against coffee!

Nothing, old bean. It's a perfectly suitable drink for those foreign types. But the refined palate of an Englishman demands tea!

[Kerbal01]

Free tea for all the chaps then!

[crasher925]

Hooray i say! bring out the tea old chap!

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Bollocks! I just got mullered by me bloomin' teapot!

[BeefTenderloin]

You what mate? Where's me f*beep*ing benefits you hear me mush I'll stab you give me your wallet

[Rage097]

Hmmft! I'll have to school you in the way of fisticuffs, you bugger. C'mon then! *removes top hat*

[Yuriski]

A'rite moit, jus' be'cus ya mums forgot 'er unda'wear 'rand mai 'ouse agen don't mean ya gotta fite me.

[The Destroyer]

I must say, this thread is quick active chaps!

[Rage097]

Indeed! However we've been infested with some improper ruffians. The bloody drunkards think they own the jolly place!

[Kerbal01]

Quite, they must be removed from the premises forthwith.

[tmccreight651]

i say, what is all this bally nonsense about fighting, gentlemen we must rid this thread like we rid France of the germans

[Kerbal01]

i say nay,this place has let me burn off some bloddy steam after a bad day!

[theattackcorgi]

Oi, Don you talk about my mother that way, mate. Il have you know i can get your knickers in a twist!

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Jolly gosh, these blokes seem to have abandoned this thread!

[Scarecrow71]

Sittin there with that "what's going on here" look, slapped all over your Chevy Chase!

[Iapetus7342]

Oh heavens! These blokes have abandoned this thread again!