Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[plainawesome]

The black hole is so powerful, it sucks you up, too.

I want to be able to create a world where no one dies, and feels no pain and no suffering.

[RocketTurtle]

You want to. But it's impossible. Too bad.

The power to have any power and resist anything.

[NASAFanboy]

You want to. But it's impossible. Too bad.

The power to have any power and resist anything.

You overwhelm your will to live and die by your own hand.

I want unlimited funding for all my projects. Such as planning a moon colony, and all that.

[RocketTurtle]

You have so much money that all currencies values are lost.

I want to be able to make anyone happy.

[11JRidding]

You make yourself so happy you commit suicide (A little dark, but still...)

I wish I could fire a stable Wormhole opening from my tail

[RocketTurtle]

You suck up everyting ever known and not known to exists and live the rest of your life floating in nothing and nowhere.

I want to control the weather.

[shinyarceus4]

Your ability to cause storms causes widespread flooding, destroying your house.

I want the ability to telepathically punch anyone I want, like a person who talks trash about me on the internet.

[KvickFlygarn87]

Your ability to cause storms causes widespread flooding, destroying your house.

I want the ability to telepathically punch anyone I want, like a person who talks trash about me on the internet.

You talked trash about yourself while asleep and knocked yourself unconscious.

I want the power to change the mind of everyone, so I can force them to do stuff.

[11JRidding]

You change your mind, making you do what we tell you to do

I wish I had a laser inside my tail

[xxjetterxx]

You change your mind, making you do what we tell you to do

I wish I had a laser inside my tail

Good job, you now have a laser pointer in your tail. what were you thinking?

I want to have the powers of Danny2462!

[11JRidding]

You destroy yourself by dumping Jool on your head

I want to be invisible

[Starwhip]

You are also inaudible. Congrats in existing on a parallel plane of the universe.

I want to fly.

[plainawesome]

You fly into a wall.

I want to not die or experience pain and suffering, physically and emotionally.

[BFGfreak]

♪You are a rock, you are an island.♪

I wish for the power of rock and roll.

[11JRidding]

You have a rock landing on your head and a boulder rolling towards you

I wish I could kill off Humanity by using my chainsaw to split Earth into 2 halves

Edited November 23, 2013 by 11JRidding
Spelling error: Corrected

[mrrpamplemousse]

You split a model of planet Earth with mini people on it

I can't edit and I forget my power :/

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor

Edited November 22, 2013 by Specialist290
Sequential posts merged.

[aceassasin]

granted, you fall into Mount Doom.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[11JRidding]

You are stupid, instead

I want to hug a dragon and NOT have it set me on fire

[Helix935]

it eats you obviously

i wish i can breath fire

[11JRidding]

You toast yourself

I wish I could slice SKYSCRAPERS to pieces using my High-Frequency Chainsaw

[Fox Arcana]

You get squashed by a large bit of the building.

Flame-retardant sword that can control fire.

[MGUARN]

Granted ,but it doesn't make you flame retardant....

Having being powered by steam ,and being able to break through walls with my steel skeleton.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but being powered by steam you are prone to boiler explosions.

Being able to communicate telepathically with any creature.

[plainawesome]

You telepathically communicate with Kang and Kudos and tell them your weaknesses, then they kill you.

I want to be "in" a video game, if you know what I mean.

[shinyarceus4]

It's the "Matrix" situation, and the game you're in happens to be a bullet hell shooter.

You're dead IRL.

I want the ability to resist all poisons.