100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[StrandedonEarth]

[Spearka]

444: Live in England, because there is no Walmart in England

[sal_vager]

Walmart owns our Asda stores now :/

[BadLeo]

FREAKing Wallmart. I bet it'll be the first supermarket on Mars. Carrefour will have to stick with the Moon and regret it, because only united-statens go there.

Edited April 27, 2014 by BadLeo
Morals

[sal_vager]

We run a family friendly forum here BadLeo, please try to remember that.

[BadLeo]

Geroge Carlin was family friend... I guess. Anyways I'll watch my manners.

445. Aply to a position on it and at the job interview, refers to it by only pun names: Wallmars, Wallmartir, Wall-E, Waldo, The Wall, Wallmaraton...

Edited April 27, 2014 by BadLeo
Forgot to apologize for being an immoral bast... oh dear...

[Tex]

446. Ask an employee if you could talk to Larry. Insist that a "Larry" does work there and you want to talk to him.

[OrbitusII]

447: Don't go to Walmart in the first place

447.5: Decide 447.0 was a bad idea and crash your car into the front doors of Walmart because you need something FAST.

[Deadpangod3]

447.6. "LARRY! DRIVE THROUGH CLEANUP ON AISLE FIVE!"

448. Play the derp song on the PA system (or whatever the speaker system is)

[BadLeo]

449. Play Bethoven's Ode to Joy

on their PA sys.

Edit: 449.5 Play it live. With the exact outcome.

Edited April 28, 2014 by BadLeo

[Deadpangod3]

450: take all the flour and dump it all over the floor evenly, then take a sled and pretend to "go sledding"

[Tex]

451: Rob the store with a banana.

[Noname117]

452: Open all the water bottles and stick a small chocolate bar inside each one. (Then, of course, you close the lids before anybody notices.)

Edited May 21, 2014 by Noname117

[Sylandro]

453: Run around screaming: "FEEEED ME, FEEEEEEED ME!"

[Guest]

454 :Throw A pound of ground meat at the CEO and run.

[Palladium Corp]

455: Run around hitting people over the head with black puddings.

[gamowin]

456: Stand at the entrance dressed like an employee and hand out merchandise as "free samples."

[Guest]

457: Nukes... 'nuff said

[Prof. Endwalker]

458: Eat a cat in front of the cashier, who is also the Walmart representative to PETA.

[rtxoff]

459: Put down your pants in the mart and show everyone your weener.

[palioxis1248]

460: Hack into the speakers and try to sing.

[Prof. Endwalker]

461: Steal the twinkies. Nuff said.

[Guest]

462: Take a huge dump on the checkout thing and try to get a price for the crap.

[gooddog15]

I have 3 ways:

463: acting like you are another costumers overly clingy child, but your not actually their child.

464: tape a walkie talkie to a Barbie doll, and then speak to random people in a overly creepy voice saying "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!"

465:dress up in a trench coat and wear sun glasses, walk up to a customer browsing and say "the rooster is in the nest". wait for a reply. after they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and then say "use this wisely"

Edited June 13, 2014 by gooddog15

[Sylandro]

466: Scream as loud as you can, and then put on the most innocent face and say: "Oopsie..."

467: Hire a Mariachi band to follow the store manager for a whole day.

Edited June 13, 2014 by Sylandro