100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[EnterStyx]

468: On black Friday run in and lick floor claiming everything is now yours.

469: Barbie doll + model rocket nuff said.

469.5: Ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

Edited August 5, 2014 by EnterStyx

[WinkAllKerb'']

470: bring the south park in

[Sun]

471: Yell, "LOPOKOPO!!!" at the top of your voice.

[Pineapple Frenzy]

472: Complain that their prices are too low.

[EnterStyx]

473: Bring this in

[Vaporo]

474: You and your friends dress up as Ghostbusters, run in screaming for everyone to evacuate, then destroy everything with fire from your proton packs. When you are done, open the doors holding a smoking trap and charge the store manager $5000 for the entrapment.

[Thomas988]

475: Start a dubstep rave.

[boontze]

476: Shoot clerks with Nerf guns

[EdusacconBR]

477: go there with a kamikaze suit

[MartGonzo]

478: Go in wearing only a loincloth and manacles and stop the shoppers saying "don't let them put me back in the dungeon"

[SemiaCloud]

479: Put Justin Beiber inside the Walmart store.

[ChrisSpace]

480: Go into Walmart when it is closed

[zekes]

481: attempt to buy a confederate flag.

[Robotengineer]

482: Attempt to destroy a flag on someones shirt.

[RAINCRAFTER]

483. Use magical spells to turn into a child and go into the store drinking liquor for all to see.

[EdusacconBR]

484: go arround with a dripping barrel of nitroglycerin

[SelectHalfling0]

485: perform necromancy and raise a zombie army, only to be stopped by a clerk.

[CelticCossack51]

486: Dress up as a king and burn the video games section speaking in middle English (yes, not Old English).

[EdusacconBR]

487: play justin bieber music

[Bev7787]

488: Launch the walmart into space

[UnionPacific1983WP]

489: Buy some model rocket engines, take a lot of parts from the Automotive section, build a rocket, and make a new hole in the roof of the building with the rocket.

[livefree75]

490: Buy sugar, stump remover, and a lighter.

Then PROFIT

[HoloYolo]

491: Celebrate the 4th of July.

[Skyler4856]

492: Steal the declaration of independence.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

493: Plug a flash drive into a TV and tune it to something besides Walmart advertisements.