100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Jones-250]

189. Wear full combat-gear, a green beret and a TRG-42. Walk across the store to the managers office and ask him how to get up on the roof of the building, and in case it´s locked you should remember to ask for the keyes. Without any violent means of course! Be professional for once! ;P

[The Destroyer]

Run around screaming: THE END OF KERBOL IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!

[Cooly568]

190: Taking Jeb with you.

[The Destroyer]

191: Playing laser tag with 99 other people in the store.

Edited June 15, 2013 by The Destroyer
Wrong number by a lot.

[MGUARN]

192(yes thats right 192).Go ,and drop every gallon of milk.

[Flymetothemun]

193: Randomly pepper spray people

[MinerEdgar]

No. Well...maybe in California. But they're mostly idiots there anyway.

I take offence! And no tank through building doesn't happen here.

[MGUARN]

194.Have a world war food fight in the food section.

[JelloTickles]

195. Punch an employee

[kenbobo]

196. say we are gonna crash with Kerbin and kerbals will appear randomly

[MGUARN]

197.Say that Walmart is some sort of secret police that will kill anyone who speaks bad about walmart.

[kenbobo]

198. Say that if you dont get out now you will die!

[MGUARN]

199.go fill a cart up with a bunch of merchandise ,and push it down path ,and say you slipped.

[kenbobo]

200. Finish this thread

[Trekkette]

201 -

Pretend like it's Costco. Try to buy everything by the case.

[Flymetothemun]

202: Ask if they give AAA discounts on Great Value-brand Uranium

AAA is a car club that provides roadside service if you're a member. They make deals with different corporations so that their members can get a discount.

[Trekkette]

203

Ask if they give out Airmiles. Make a fuss when they say no. "I got some last time!!" etc.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

204: Ask why that you aren't Jesus and that you should be,

[MGUARN]

205.Ask if they sell petrol ,and if they don't say that you will donate.

[Milo Kurtiss]

206. Ask for a price check on an item.

[ShachonianX]

207. Do the Harlem Shake on an employee's head, with 20 other people.

[Trekkette]

208 -

Start taking all comers in a no holds barred cage match.

[Flymetothemun]

209: Reenact a famous WWII battle with live ammunition and artillery.

[Trekkette]

210

Set all the televisions to Keeping up With the Kardashians. (I'm sorry, that's just cruel...)

[MGUARN]

211.sell lemon aid with the lemons ,and sugar there selling.