100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Xacktar]

519: Krazy Glue the bathroom doors shut.

[vinster7]

520: Stick a metal thingy in the conveyor but so its hidden and will get the thing stuck next time a cashier tries to move it.

[Endersmens]

Erm...someone screwed up. 477 replies, yet we're on the 520th way to get kicked out of Walmart.

Whatevs, 521: mop the entirefloor with gorilla glue.

[Bioman222]

523: Disable the sliding door's sensors so people run into the doors.

524: Scream "Look out, he's got a bomb!" whilst throwing a toy hand grenade into the crowd.

Also the reason for there being more ways than replies is because people post multiple ways in replies.

[kmMango]

This thread is great:D

525. Make a hat out of pipe cleaners and cardboard, then build a fortress in the cleaning supplies section using shopping carts, duct tape, and lawn furniture. Proclaim yourself ruler of the Empire of (insert ridiculous name here), and declare the aisle to be your territory. Beat any who attempt to enter the aisle with brooms.

[vinster7]

526: Make a barricade out of random stuff in one aisle to prevent people from going in.

[kmMango]

526: Make a barricade out of random stuff in one aisle to prevent people from going in.

Well, that's not very original:huh:

At least mine was specific.

527: Replace the footage being played on all plasma TV's with a still image of somebody "flipping the bird" and allow it to burn into the screens.

Edited July 16, 2015 by kmMango

[K3achas]

528: Modify a lawn mower into a helicopter.

[windows_x_seven]

529: Ask Wallmart if they sell walls.

[Xannari Ferrows]

530: Clutch

[-insert name here-]

531: Throw a smoke bomb into the store, making it near impossible for anyone inside to see 1 foot infront of themselves

[GDJ]

532: Play the "My Little Pony" theme on one of their stereo's at full blast, extra kudos if you get to repeat at least twice.

Edited July 18, 2015 by GDJ

[WinkAllKerb'']

533: enter and say hello i m winkallkerb', aka selfhi, aka doubleU xDr

Edited July 19, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[HoloYolo]

534: Become this thing

[MoeKitsune]

535: Start random annoying flash mod

[Interplanet Janet]

536: Park an RV in the store

[TrainEngie]

537: Rearrange the coatracks so they say "PUNCH WOOD EVERYDAY"

[HoloYolo]

538:

[Endersmens]

539: Ask every single employee: Do you guys have .22 ammo?

(if you don't get it, walmart is almost always out of it, and they get annoyed when you ask)

[waterlubber]

Build bottle rockets out of soda and mentos, and launch them at the employees

[Interplanet Janet]

542: Skip over a number, after you forgot to add a number.

[Vaporo]

583: Practice necromancy in the meat section.

[Trinzilla]

584: Mention K-Mart

[Bill Phil]

585:

Play music over the speakers, Shawshank style.

[WinkAllKerb'']

586: enter wearing this http://blog.checkadvantage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/walmart-worker.jpg