Headdesk thread.

[The Jedi Master]

Its hard to believe that is is a real story:)

Look it up, it's true.

[Rage097]

Who said the Cyborg cat was killed?

[LeonG17]

Who said the Cyborg cat was killed?

Are you its offspring?

[Rage097]

Possibly...

[ZedNova]

Yeah i heard that story. It got run over by a Taxi in new york.

[musicpenguin]

It wasn't a cyborg, It was a cat with a microphone in it.

It was called operation acoustic kitty.

[musicpenguin]

on reddit go onto /r/facepalm or /r/rage or /r/cringe. They will make you all facepalm.

[Rage097]

This thread is mostly supposed to be us sharing our stupid moves off.

[LeonG17]

Then is this entire thread a headdesk?

[Rage097]

Then is this entire thread a headdesk?

...

What do you think?

[LeonG17]

Having advertisements on report cards! What will they think of next!

[Rockcoole]

That last one isn't a head desk. It's a head wall.

Edit: Where did the post that was there go?

Edited June 1, 2013 by Rockcoole

[LeonG17]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/11_november/15/newsnight.shtml

The second to last paragraph is:

"However, the Royal Navy argued that its officers could be trusted and: "It would be invidious to suggest... that senior Service officers may, in difficult circumstances, act in defiance of their clear orders.""

[Rage097]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/11_november/15/newsnight.shtml

The second to last paragraph is:

"However, the Royal Navy argued that its officers could be trusted and: "It would be invidious to suggest... that senior Service officers may, in difficult circumstances, act in defiance of their clear orders.""

Oh, god. What the heck were they thinking?

[LeonG17]

Who would steal a bicycle lock key? If you wanted to steal the bike you would just cut the lock and not bother for the keys. Its perfect

[Rage097]

Yes but...IT'S TO NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

[LeonG17]

The public wouldn't know that, they would just think they're plain bicycle lock keys. And as for anyone who would know about the system and misuse it, "It would be invidious to suggest... that senior Service officers may, in difficult circumstances, act in defiance of their clear orders."" This is a truly British response

[Rage097]

Senoir Service Officer: " this is the worst decision that the higher-ups have ever made! I try to speak out against it and I'M the stupid one now? I'll show them all.

I rest my case.

[LeonG17]

Its a British Senior Service Officer, they wouldn't do that. They are too gentlemanly to betray us

[redwolfy]

unlike an American officer

LET ZE FLAME WAR BEGIN!!!

[Rage097]

Yes, because feeling vengeful is totally unique to certain countries.

[LeonG17]

Well, some can be more than others. Its general character traits of countries. Some are more vengeful, others are more relaxed.

[Rage097]

Vengeful=Most of the middle east and North Korea.

relaxed=Switzerland.

Relaxed until you attack us (in which case we will invade you and start dropping' bombs)=United States of America.

WTF is going on?=Australia.

[Canopus]

Vengeful=Most of the middle east and North Korea.

relaxed=Switzerland.

Relaxed until you attack us (in which case we will invade you and start dropping' bombs)=United States of America.

WTF is going on?=Australia.

Why is switzerland relaxed?

[LeonG17]

Toblerones