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Your Next Project: A Form


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Had this idea a little while ago. So, your the director/CEO of your space program/space company, and you have an AWESOME idea for the next big project!

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But you need to convince the president/board of directors to let you do it.

No need to go through huge amounts of paperwork anymore! Simply fill out the following form and The Jedi Master will send it to your superiors, complete with bribe:

Project Name: Self-explanatory.

Estimated Cost: Measured in Kerbits (k$).

Target: Which celestial body is this going to? If it's an orbital project, list LKO.

Goal: Build a space station? Find an easter egg? Land on another planet? Something else?

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: List the reasons for the project.

Mine soon!

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Project Name: Minmus Explorer 1

Estimated Cost: No idea

Target: Minmus

Goal: Launch a manned mission to Minmus. Spaceship carrying orbiter probes, lander probas and simple one man lander with low gravity rover to surface of Minmus.

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: Because it will be awesome!

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Project Name: Outskirts Program

Estimated Cost: K$450 Billion

Target: Eeloo

Goal: Colonize Eeloo. The colony will consist of four modules, a rover and a small space station.

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: It will pave the way for a grand tour by learning how to deal with inclination, rendevous and docking and complete manned missions to other planets all in one swift stroke. Also, awesome factor: 10!

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Project Name:Mass Colonization

Estimated Cost:Up to k$ 1,000,000,000 and many Kerbal lives

Target:Everywhere except Kerbin.

Goal:Colonize the solar system. Have infrastructure everywhere, along with at least six Kerbals over at least two launches.

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?:It will reduce overpopulation and, if successful, set up preliminary bases everywhere, in preparation for mining.

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Project Name: Aristotle II

Estimated Cost: A number with a lot of zeros behind it.

Target: Eve & Gilly

Goal: Send a manned capsule to orbit around Eve, and land on Gilly.

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: Sending an unmanned probe to these worlds was a success. Sending live Kerbals to these worlds will bring prestige to our glorious space program. Also, science.

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Project Name: How Low Can You Go

Estimated Cost: Whatever gets it done.

Target: Mun, 3000m

Goal: Establish a 3000m orbit around the Mun

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: Shiggles

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Project Name: Fire eagle

Estimated Cost: 2B $

Target: LKO

Goal: Build a KDS (Kerbin Defense Station) To protect against possible extraterrestrial threats. The kerbals are peaceful, But what if they are attacked by hostiles?

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: If we don't, the entire kerbal species will be wiped out!

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Project Name: Self-Explanatory. (Good as any.)

Estimated Cost: Nothing. (Everything is free.)

Target: Pol.

Goal: It's pretty and we haven't been there in ages.

Why should we spend billions of Kerbits and possibly lose expensive equipment or even lives to do this?: We are Kerbals.

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