Really Really Really Tall Building

[ZentroCatson]

1380: Finally, Aspirine, but it costs one Doge meme…

[Matuchkin]

1381: An empty room, with a six-dimensional Doge meme. Knowing your previous experiences, you avoid touching it.

You hear another creak, and are now absolutely convinced there is a structural fault in the building...

[cubinator]

1382: You feel a series of powerful jolts, then see a massive chunk of building falling from above. You hope the rest isn't about to fall too...

[Matuchkin]

1383: You fall to the ground as the building buckles, and a large chunk of the floor falls away. You look down in fear at Earth's surface, kilometers below. Suddenly, with a final jolt, you are sent flying. You fall for 15 minutes to your death.

You then walk up to floor 1384.

[Tex]

Floor 1384: Exhausted from the walk, something hands you a glass of water, but then you realize it was the Kraken. You run up the stairs.

[Xorth Tanovar]

1385:  The Kraken's nephew takes the glass of water from you, fills your shoes with peanut butter, and scoots you back to the stairwell...

[Matuchkin]

1386: After realising it was your wife, you do what she says. Three years later, you go up the stairs...

[Xorth Tanovar]

1387: ...to find yourself in an Escher-designed room. You wander around, and eventually find the exit to the stairs...you only HOPE it's going upward!

[Matuchkin]

1388: You still have that goddamn, stupid migraine. You want to die.

[Xorth Tanovar]

1389:  A badly-oxidized plaque reads "The Battle of Kosovo did not take place on this floor."

[Matuchkin]

On 09/02/2016 at 3:29 PM, Xorth Tanovar said:

1389:  A badly-oxidized plaque reads "The Battle of Kosovo did not take place on this floor."

1390: A very shiny plaque reads "Deptula is too ambitious". There is also a 60 page file describing all the downsides of the Predator UAV.

[Xorth Tanovar]

1391:  The stairwell stops here, all you see is an infinitely long hallway...

[Delfinus]

1392: After finally finding the stairs you find a Birthday party for the Joseon Dynasty...

Edited March 1, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[TopHeavy11]

1393: You eat some dish soap and fall up to the next floor while the colors of the world are reversed.

[Xorth Tanovar]

1394:  Colors still reversed, and you discover your atomic charges are as well, affecting all matter including yourself. You only hope you revert back from your current antimatter state before your reach the next floor.

[Matuchkin]

1395: You finally reach your appointment. As you near the door, you get stopped by a crying woman.

"Uh, are you the person I'm looking for, are you Kerbalstuff?" You ask.

"Kerbalstuff?" the woman is near hysteria, "You came too late, my child. Kerbalstuff... He's... *sob*"

The woman does not finish her sentence. But you get your question answered when an Earth-shattering, sorrowful Requiem commences, and a coffin passes beside you, surrounded with weeping people- children in black clothes, hysterical women wearing dark veils, and extremely sombre men, shaking their heads in disbelief. You hear a voice in the background: "He's dead, Bob, Kerbalstuff's dead and he'll never come back! You have to accept it! Stop dreaming!" The procession passes, as the Organs and Choir make the whole building tremble. Outside, you hear women wailing.

Suddenly, everything disappears, and the whole building is covered in Curse Premium ads.

Edited March 3, 2016 by Matuchkin

[ZentroCatson]

1396: A necromancer tries to revive Kerbalstuff, but gets brutally interrupted by a guy called "Curse".

[cubinator]

1397: A man whispers in your ear, "There is still hope..." and discreetly hands you a business card labeled "Spacedock". He then disappears into the crowd.

[Ethanadams]

1398 there are two philosophers arguing about how they want but dont want something

[WinkAllKerb'']

On 29/1/2016 at 8:37 PM, Matuchkin said:

 

1399 delte just delete  that's oki ; )

[TopHeavy11]

Floor 1400 brings this thread back from the dead. You don't know what that means, so proceed to the next floor...I there is one.

[spacebrick3]

Floor 1401 has a strange world, where everything seems strangely blocky and pixellated. You look down at yourself, only to see that you yourself have become a pixel character. Terrified, you sprint up the stairs.

[cubinator]

1402: You're in a hexagonal hallway that stretches out to infinity. The only way to the next floor is to jump into the garbage chute, which goes up for some reason.

[DaElite101]

1403: You see a office with everyone googling/posting and making 9/11 and Harambe memes. You never 5get and move onto the next floor.

[Andem]

On floor 1404, you find yourself in what seems to be a time capsule, antiquated relics from the 1940s and 50s. You notice Adolf Hitler sitting in the corner. You then proceed to the next floor.