Kerbal Promotional One-Liners Thread

[sgt_flyer]

You mean like an SSTO?

nah it was about the kerbals manning the rockets themselves

[buzz66boy]

KSP: Kan't stop playing

[j-tk]

"Failure is NOT an option; it's built right in."

That is my new quote I'm going to greet new people I meet with for the rest of my life lol

[DisarmingBaton5]

"Lots of fire comes out here"

[Coneshot]

"If it works right the first time, you're doing it wrong."

OMG that is great! and true!

how about: "Your rocket demands moar struts!"

"Struts VS Physics!"

[Flixxbeatz]

"Kerbal Space Program: Where Physics gets stomped upon on a daily basis."

"Explosions are part of our daily lives."

"Failure is not an option. It's a requirement." (grabbed from a sig of some guy here a year ago )

[KSK]

Not my idea but I think "Build...Fly...Dream" would work very well.

[Flixxbeatz]

"What aerodynamics? THIS is KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM!"

Not my idea but I think "Build...Fly...Dream" would work very well.

"Build... Fly... Fail..."

[Tex_NL]

"They came in peace. They left in pieces."

[Phawks]

"Build... Fly... Fail..."

"Build. Lag. Explode."

[DerekL1963]

Promotional one liners != inside jokes. The latter just leaves folks scratching their heads rather than getting them to try the game.

[Pontiac]

"Up, UP and AWA... .. oh.. "

[Ford_Prefect]

"Kerbal Space Program. Blowing Stuff up since 20[XX]"

"Kerbal Space Program: Learn the true meaning of MOAR BOOSTERS!"

"Travel to the stars and crash into them - realistically! - KSP"

"KSP: Failure is not an option. Parachutes are."

"KSP: Reentrying* space stations never looked that good!"

"KSP: Because NASA is for noobs" (Only the moon? really?)

"Build rockets spacecrafts Giant Things With Engines At The Bottom - only in KSP!"

"Who needs safety anyway."

"FUN - with !!science!! Now in KSP!" (for the DF players )

"One small step for mankind, but one giant leap for entertainment industry!"

"KSP - Ride a rocket!"

"Jetpacks!"

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*is this a word?

[Merinsan]

"KSP - Why drive a race car, when you can crash a rocket!"

"In space, no one can hear you laughing maniacally."

[Valdon]

If you build it, they will die......in a glorious ball of fire.

[Elemental]

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

We have the winner, everyone lets all pack up and go home.

[Awesomegamegeek12]

'Not even vegans have a problem with brutally killing plants!'

The plant part is debatable, but oh well.

[Bekiekutmoar]

KNN: be the first to blow ... !

[Rappit]

"Warning! Too much playing may cause Kessler Syndrome!" (didn´t read the thread sry if repost)

[AustralianFries]

Real men dock with SRB's.

[catmando]

kerbal has many job openings.. come join the kerbal space program for an out of this world experience

it may be your last one...

[Chrisd857]

"KSP: Reentrying* space stations never looked that good!"

[snip]

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*is this a word?

How about "KSP: Deorbiting space stations never looked that good!"

[austin4050]

K.S.P. = Kool Super 'Plosions

[Phawks]

"KSP: Kill Some Plantmen."

"Jebediah is here to strap himself to an SRB or a rover. And he's all out of rovers."

[Vostok]

SSTO: Single Stage To Obliteration