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Halny Kerman -- The first kerbal to actually travel through time.


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As we watch his ship disappear (oh wait... we can't actually see it...), remember that for every several years that goes by for you, only a few seconds or minutes of Halny's life have elapsed, as this brave Kerbal is now traveling at ONE THOUSAND times the speed of light.

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As you can see, the laws of physics do not apply to Halny, who is ripping the universe as we speak. Crap.

UPDATE

It appears that the sun eventually stops getting smaller at some point. Unless of course this is just KSP's way of going "WAT" and screaming "DOES NOT COMPUTE".

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To Halny, we salute! He is the true meaning of inspiration, for he will be immortalized in space and time, and as the years go one, he will never be forgotten!

However, if he is going 1000 c, it is proof he is not a Kerbal, but black hole imploding in on itself time and time again, causing the universe around him to explode, sending him traveling so fast.

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The phenomenon of the sun no longer getting smaller is due to the "Stop Time Effect" Visually it looks like it is still there.... In "reality" the image of the sun disappeared a millennia ago. The brain of the Kerbonaut cannot except the loss of the familiar. This is the beginnings of SPACE MADNESS

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How to crap did this happen? You were trying to land on Jool? Actually, for Halny, time is backwards. PREPARE FOR PHYSICS

All objects are traveling at the speed of C. If you are traveling 2KM sec through space, you are traveling C- 2KM sec through time, thus giving a net velocity of C. Likewise if you are traveling at C m/s, you are traveling at 0 m/s through time, and thus time has stopped. Hanly is traveling at 1000 C, C - 1000C is -999C. This means for every second that passes for us, Hanly is going about 999 seconds BACK in time.

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As you closer approach the speed of light, the more massive you become. Our poor boy Halny probably weighs at this moment far more than the entire universe. Space itself is probably collapsing all around him...

He is become the death of the Universe.

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As you closer approach the speed of light, the more massive you become. Our poor boy Halny probably weighs at this moment far more than the entire universe. Space itself is probably collapsing all around him...

He is become the death of the Universe.

"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Robert Oppenheimer quoting a Hindu text.

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