Jeb's mail box

[1of6Billion]

What would Jeb's mail box look like? I think something like this:

(please keep it classy)

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 03/09/2013 14:34

Subject: Having trouble getting it up?

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We sell cheap R0ck0Max, LV-T45, LV909 etc. Check this link:

[1of6Billion]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 03/09/2013 16:37

Subject: Meet Münar Girls?

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Don't be shy, sign up to our great site!

[1of6Billion]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 03/09/2013 17:21

Subject: Parcel delivery

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Our courier couldnt make the delivery of parcel (LV-N Atomic rocket Engine) to you at juli 21th. Print label.

Edited September 3, 2013 by 1of6Billion

[Levelord]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 05/10/2013 13:25

Subject: You've won!

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Congratulations! You've won 5000 solid rocket boosters! Sign up to our website to claim your prize!

[lajoswinkler]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 09/04/2013 23:15

Subject: Dear Respected One,

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Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Kerbal; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Kerbal. My father was a very wealthy rocket propellant merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years.

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address

[email protected]

Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Thanks and God Bless.

Best regards.

Miss Wumi Kerbal

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL:

[email protected]

[The Destroyer]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 03/09/2013 13:25

Subject: Need new parts?

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Here at Novapunch, we have a vast selection, including these weird things called Saturn V's. Whatever.

[DisarmingBaton5]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc: [email protected]

Date: 05/09/2013 23:09

Subject: Congratulations!

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Congratulations! You are entitled to a free craft of your choice! Our selection includes everything!*

*no really, it's huge.

[Fox Arcana]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc: ?

Date: 9/6/2013 18:04

Subject: FREE SHIP

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Congratulationsssssssssssssss, rocket flyer,

You have won a fabuloussssssss rocket, that totally will not exssssssssssssssssssplode.

Please go to this link to claim your prizzzzzzzzzzze

CreeperConstructionCo.org/prizes/notsuspiciousatall/crashymcsplodey.html

[Dooz]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 05/09/2013 23:09

Subject: You have Won a Box Of Sepratrons

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Congrats You have Won a bundle of Sepratrons Includes 400 Sepratrons They will be Sent to KSC

[Demon_82]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 17/09/2013 14:59

Subject: Warning: World of Kercraft Account Notice

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An investigation of your World of Kercraft account has found strong evidence that the account in question is being sold or traded. As you may not be aware of, this conflicts with Klizzard's EULA under section 4 Paragraph B

The investigation will be continued by Klizzard administration to determine the action to be taken against your account. If your account is found violating the EULA and Terms of Use, your account can, and will be suspended/closed/or terminated.

In order to keep this from occurring, you should immediately verify that you are the original owner of the account.

To verify your identity please visit the following webpage:

http://www.worldofkercraft.freekerhost.com.kz/accounttheft

Only Account Administration will be able to assist with account retrieval issues.

Thank you for your time and attention to this matter, and your continued interest in World of Warcraft.

Sincerely,

Account Administration

Klizzard Entertainment

[ReptilianGameplays]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 29/09/2013 23:50

Subject: A message to my dear Jeb.

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Your underpants are now clean.

Also I had to buy new ones as some "suffered reentry damage". (You'll explain me that when you get home.)

[SuperWeegee4000]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 29/09/2013 23:50

Subject: Jeb.

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Jeb, did you take my comic book?

Bill

[Agent30632]

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From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Cc:

Date: 29/09/2013 23:50

Subject: Parts!

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You have won 1000 Rockomax BACC Boosters! Please go to the link provided below to claim your prize!

thisisntspamfreepartsforreal.com/JebediahPrize.html

Edited October 5, 2013 by Agent30632