The Pun War.

[Rage097]

I'm going to be sentenced to the 7th level of hell for this but...here it goes

*Statue of Marx explodes*

That's gonna leave a marx...

[willwolvescry]

I don't get it

[Rage097]

Essentialy we torture each other by posting semi-related puns to the post above. In this case I can't come up with one that's related to your post or you in general. so I'll post a completely random pun.

...

This is harder than I thought.

[willwolvescry]

I don't get it again

[Rage097]

Because there wasn't a pun that I could come up with.

Quickly, someone more versed in puns help us here!

[Bilfr3d]

lettuce, please let us in.

[zekes]

Don't Forkget! It's tine to begin!

[Rage097]

This thread can't possibly last long, The mods will kill it. It's far too DIEabolical.

[willwolvescry]

I don't understand the theory of this thread.

[M.Wolfy]

You don't understand the SEAory of this thread?

Edited September 11, 2013 by M.Wolfy

[Sir_Tramalot]

Come on people, quit STALIN!

[Rage097]

Hey! stop STALIN my ideas! Don't mean to cause TRAMA by using the same pun.

[M.Wolfy]

Stop RGOOING About STALIN!!!

[Rage097]

HAY, it's not my FAULT (san andres)

[musicpenguin]

Nay, You guys are pretty punny, I did nazi that coming.

[The Destroyer]

I uh...

Don't have any.

[Captain Sierra]

In that case you PUNt.

[Holo]

Let's TREE this again.

[SolarLiner]

Imma LEAF you with this one.

[willwolvescry]

Miley Cyrus

[SolarLiner]

Justin Bieber? Selena Gomez? Komez Kerman?

[MetalTeacher]

Don't you find these celebraties rather grating?

The cheese, now in edited form, needed to be smuggled of wales very caerphilly on marscopone (the horse with the balaklava) the only animal for the job.

Speaking of living things, a fish once died laughing after being shot with a submarine pun, and the one who shot it was severly punished.

The whipped cream then slunk off to have it's wounds licked.

Lick up at the sky you tennis players, there be whispy clouds a brewing, "No." said John McEnroe, "They cannot be cirrus"

Sir Hosis was then told by Sir Vent on King Arthur's orders to lay of the drinking. Sir Loin then cut the meating short.

And I once entered ten jokes on this forum in the hope that one would make you laugh, unfortunately no pun intended.

[Javster]

I met a Spanish neurologist called SchJuan

(Schwann cells, in nerves)

[MGUARN]

person 1: were did the von go Braun?

Person 2: wernher?

Person 1: here by the blue box ,and i made sure the brakes were one when i left it this time too.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Anne Frankly, I think this thread needs to get back on topic.