The Flavor Text Thread

[bigyihsuan]

EVA while original ship is moving 5 m/s or more: Wait for me!

Crew Report after 10 or more parts that are still attached to the spacecraft explode or detach: Mission control, we might not be getting home.

[SteevyT]

Crew report after landing that damages components: Auto-land very rough.

[Outback_Zach]

EVA report from Laythe: Should have brought a towel. Never leave home without a towel.

[Snillum101]

EVA report while falling towards Jool: Jeb begins to understand the gravity of the situation...

Edited October 15, 2013 by Snillum101

[RSwordsman]

Science report upon putting a cupola into LKO: "I can see my house from here!"

[MalfunctionM1Ke]

EVA report from Dres: Why is the Mun out here?!

[Akinesis]

EVA report from the surface of the Mun: It appears this Mun-dust originated from a dusty-Mun

Science conducted in space: It has been concluded that the vacuum of space contains no breathable air

Water sampling: This liquid seems to be wet

Edited October 16, 2013 by Akinesis

[possum]

Crew report after Kerbal escape: Going, going, going....

[The Error]

Crew Report from LJO: It is green.

And this thread is

A) for suggesting flavor text to the devs,

Kerbs and Giggles and

C) SCIENCE

[Scotius]

Crew report from Low Jool Orbit: It smells really bad outside.

Observing the goo: It looks back at you.

Crew report on Duna's surface: Looks like you will need a shovel to remove dust from your science equipment before conducting any research...

EVA crew report near Eeloo: It's too cold to do any research. Get back inside!

EVA crew report near Moho: I'M MELTING!

EVA crew report on Bop: Uh. I think the Kraken is watching me...

Crew report near Magic Boulder: Die, mortal!!!

[Furlong]

Crew Report near Kerbol Decision has been made to use SPF 30 at present distance