The funniest text you encountered in KSP

[Denks]

"The sky appears to be mostly below us now"

[Hobbes Novakoff]

About the turbojet engine :"Designed for high atmospheric performance...[...] C7 engineers assure us all those leaks stop once it gets up there"

Isn't that a reference to how the SR-71 Blackbird's tanks leaked on the ground, but expanded at hypersonic speeds in the upper atmosphere?

[r_rolo1]

"This are not the results you are looking for"

- Message that sometimes pops out when you try to do science in sandbox

[Owen5595]

"Hey, I can see my house from here!"

EDIT: Just realized massive necro

[Kerbojet]

Isn't that a reference to how the SR-71 Blackbird's tanks leaked on the ground, but expanded at hypersonic speeds in the upper atmosphere?

I'm not sure if it's meant to be a reference but you're right. The outside panels on the Blackbird leaked fuel because they were loose when it was on the ground. I choose to believe that it is.

Edited March 4, 2015 by Kerbojet
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[waterlubber]

Something about remembering to bring snacks when landed on Eve's surface...

[Vashts]

as a poor kerbal is reentering the atmosphere, his eva report states that you think it is about time to be getting back to your ship.

[Starwhip]

"Recombobulating Discombobulator" has to be by far the most amusing thing I've ever read.

[Columbia]

"You sneak a taste of the surface sample... Yup, it is definitely not made of delicious dessert products."

-Minmus Surface Sample

[Yukon0009]

Mmmm.......mmmm.........mmmoooooooar boooosters!!!

[problemecium]

I'm partial to the disclaimers on the science instruments:

Seismograph: "Warranty void if shaken."

Barometer: "Warranty void if exposed to vacuum"

...and so on.

[Dazpoet]

Not sure if it was a stock message but my scienceprobe around Dres said something like "Where you out of interesting places to go?" and another one was along the lines of "Instrumentation must be broken, saying there's a planet here when clearly it's just empty space".

No love for Dres

[Mitchz95]

When you decline a contract.

Gene Kerman: "Was it just me, or did that explanation make no sense at all?"

[Green Baron]

A "DISCARD" flying from the capsule into space.

I told Jeb he should take care cause he might get fined for littering ... company won't pay that.

[WWEdeadman]

I still love the "You consider sending missions in pink EVA suits to reduce cleaning cost" part of the Duna materials bay report.

[Owen5595]

Gene Kerman: "all units prepare to watch firewo--, I mean the launch"