A kerbally text adventure....

[sal_vager]

You are in the rickety rockets capsule, you pull on the levers at random and feel the rocket tipping over!

[The Destroyer]

The rocket is shaking violently... you don't know if it will make it to the Mun.

>Abort Flight

>Continue

[sal_vager]

Continue.....

[Bilfr3d]

The engine abruptly reaches 500% of its thrust. Jeb is screaming.

>Throw Jeb out

>Keep on going.

[sal_vager]

Keep on going!

[The Destroyer]

NINJA SAL!

Anyway, you keep on going and it remarkibally reaches orbit... the engine is damaged however. Should we...

>Return to Kerbin

>Go to Mun

>Go to Minmus

>Go to Duna

>Go to Eeloo

[Bilfr3d]

Go to Eeloo!!

Jeb is now elevated, However Bob is crying.

Your batteries are nearly dead, and upon the way to Eeloo, you have a chance encounter with your refuelling space station.

Do you?

>Crash into the space station

>Dock and refuel

>Go straight past

[mrrpamplemousse]

Go straight, refuel is for the weak!

[zxczxczbfg]

You're now zooming off towards Eeloo. However, due to orbital factors not yet understood, there is a Jool encounter marker right in the middle of your orbit, and the plotted path goes right through the atmosphere. It won't affect you that much, only a minor course correction is needed to get back to Eeloo.. Do you

Correct course for Eeloo?

Try for a Jool aerocapture?

[Helix935]

Correct course for Eeloo!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Now the Kraken is attempting a flyby

>Shoot the SRBs!!!

>Do nothing

>Try to avoid him

[Bilfr3d]

Shoot the SRBs!!!

*space*

*space*

Your batteries are dead.

>Send Jeb our to fight the Kraken

>Make Bill and Bob scream to scare the kraken away

[The Destroyer]

Make Jeb fight the Kraken.

[Piv]

The kraken becomes angry and glitches your ship's course back to a collision course with Kerbin. Do you..

>Attempt to go back for Jeb

>Try to go back to Eeloo

>Check for parachutes

Edited November 4, 2013 by Piv

[The Destroyer]

Try to go back to Eeloo

[BurntPhoenix]

Your ship has successfully landed on Eeloo, but you don't have enough fuel for the return trip!

Do you:

>mine kethane

>build an igloo to survive the night

>make bob eat the yellow snow

[sjwt]

Eat yellow snow

[The Destroyer]

Bob pukes.

Make Jeb eat the snow

Make Bill eat it

Mine this weird green stuff called "explosive kethane"

[sjwt]

Set fire to the inflammable kethane

[mrrpamplemousse]

Eeloo became a big flaming ball (no oxigene, but anyway...)p

Try to take out the fire

Shoot Bob to kerbin

Summon the Kraken

[sjwt]

I'll buy the Kraken for $1, bob!

[mrrpamplemousse]

The Kraken take the ship and throw it in space

Edited November 4, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[sal_vager]

Defeat Kraken.

[mrrpamplemousse]

He get berzerk and destroy kerbin

What do you do?

[sal_vager]

Go to Duna!