Will you press the button?

[Astrofox]

No, no thanks...

A life costs more than that you know.

Push the button to join the Illuminati.

[Fel]

Sorry, my organization controls the Illuminati; the fools

Would you pay 1000 USD for a kit of functional real world KSP parts that interconnected as easily as in KSP allowing you to launch mini-rockets into space.

[Astrofox]

Heck Yeah! I would blow so much making functional spacecraft (not manned, though)!

Now, press the button to launch Jebediah to Jool!

[Ethanadams]

nope there is no jool only eeloo

press the button to blow up the moon

[Flymetothemun]

No, I like the moon.

Press the button to remove all funding from NASA.

[temporalExile]

Why?

Seriously... WHY?

Press the button to contribute to the universe's entropy, bringing the end of all things ever so slightly closer. Or, do nothing, and try to deny the inevitable demise of the region of space-time that we call home.

Edited June 4, 2015 by temporalExile

[Xannari Ferrows]

I wouldn't push it. I don't get to make that call for everyone.

Push it, and you can obtain any power you wish, the only downside being that it cannot be used for destruction, and cannot break the laws of physics. If you agreed, your existence will no longer be acknowledged.

If you deny, then this chance will never come again.

[Fel]

I wish for the power to make people acknowledge me! Presses button.

Press the button to give all the funding going into corporate SpaceX to "For the people" NASA.

[windows_x_seven]

Naaaaaaaaaaah.

Press the button to talk to a moon conspiracist.

[Dman979]

Press the button to moon a talking conspiracist? sounds good!

Press the button to win all the rep, but get no more rep ever.

[Ethanadams]

sure i will get ALL the rep

presh the button to eat a block of cheese

[Fel]

No.

Press the button to start WWIII knowing that it will unite us as one and bring us into the true space age.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Nope. I'd rather pursue a path of biological evolution rather than technological.

[justidutch]

Press a button to create a new button, or just enjoy the one that is there?

[Fel]

Okay, I press the button that exists... the WWIII button because it decimates 99.9% of the population thus giving us the ability to reform the genepool and actually evolve. Evolution is random, with the genepool as it is we aren't going to "evolve" into anything different.

Press the button to end all button pressing... for 1 million usd.

[Astrofox]

Nope, no pushing.

However, would you buy a Lego Jebediah minifigure?

[Fel]

Nah, I want Valintina

Press the button to receive one billion dollars at the expense of losing one billion neurons.

[Astrofox]

No, I would rather be alive than dead.

Would you press the button to install EVE?

[Flymetothemun]

Nope, I'd rather my wallet be fat and jolly like Santa rather than thin and miserable.

Press the button, your computer gets a 100 terahertz processor upgrade, a 256 terabyte RAM upgrade, and a one quadrillion petabyte SSD, and becomes hotter than the sun.

[mythbusters844]

Nah, I still want to live.

Press the button and nothing will happen.

[Flymetothemun]

One of your finest presses, please.

Press the button to convert the City Hall of Washington DC into a wild west-style Bar and Steakhouse.

[Astrofox]

No, no thank you.

How about pressing a button that destroys a bunch of eggs in super slow motion?

[heng]

That was what killed the dinosaurs... all their eggs got destroyed when someone pushed the button.

Would not push.

Push a button, and - magically - a new ice age starts?

[Stargate525]

Push it. .... off the ecomentalists and prove magic? Yes please.

push the button and have a self-cleaning body... but your skin is purple.

[DMSP]

No thanks.

Push the button to save the life of a innocent person, but you will die.

Don't push it, and vice versa.