Will you press the button?

[jake9039]

push it!

button push saves shuttle people, but kills the ISS.

not push, vice versa.

[mythbusters844]

Nope. The shuttle is retired anyway, so I can't kill the crew of a nonexistent mission.

Press the button and you get one hundred dollars from a homeless man that only has a hundred dollars.

[Astrofox]

F' NO!

That's cruel and Heartless, maybe you should press the button to GIVE $100!

So, WILL YOU GIVE HIM THE $100?!

[Mr_Brain]

No. I'm cruel and heartless.

Push this button for unicorns.

[Astrofox]

NO! NO! NOT THE FLUFFINESS!

Press the button to get rid of the worst TV show (in your opinion) FOREVER!

[Joshwoo70]

F' NO!

Woah! Mind the language!

*pushes the button* oh WAIT. I dont watch TV often!

Press button to get 111 stacks of REAL LIFE diamonds

[Astrofox]

No, I'd rather keep diamonds valuable...

Having an infinite stack would be rather inconvenient, considering that it would keep making more - until the Universe runs out of free Carbon atoms.

[Fel]

Press the button to gain a new button for the game (the old button was lost)?

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Yes, because this game can not be allowed to die!

Press to not press, and don't press to press.

[Fel]

I drop a nuke on your button because it is too illogical.

Press the button to start development on KSP 2.0 at the cost of ending development of KSP 1.0.

[windows_x_seven]

Sure, why not.

Press the button to go on a one-way trip to uranus.

[Astrofox]

No, I'd like to stay in the habitable zone for now...

Send a probe instead.

Press the button to send an UNMANNED probe to Uranus.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Alright! *presses*

Press to go back in time and prevent yourself from pressing.

[Fel]

Okay, I press the button to erase my prior button but then your button never occurs which means I never undo my prior button, but because I never undid my prior button you offer your button which I press which then undoes my prior button pressing which hence removes your button.

Press the button to end this time loop or leave me here to my insanity

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Ended the time loop.

Press the button to nuke china.

[heng]

people i used to know live there!

people who manufactured all those toys i had that easily broke live there...

... Hmmm....

*stepdances on the button*

Push the button to randomly change the hair colour of every living (human) being's hair (including Scott Manley's to bright pink) permanently?

Edited June 17, 2015 by heng
excluded non-human beings. can't have purple cats or green polar bears. for aesthetic reasons

[Astrofox]

No, I cannot accept the permanent pink!

Press the button for furries - for whatever reason may be - I've run out of stupid things for a button.

[Fel]

I press the button and everyone becomes furries, of course I also own all the major razor companies

Press the button to change NASA's logo to the Wormball

[heng]

Pushed.

Unfortunately, with this exact font, the logo, and the name NASA the whole design looks incredibly offensive to the first non-human sentient extraterrestrial race we encounter - immediately starting the first interstellar war.

Push the button to invite me to dinner (pizza and a beer is fine).

[Fel]

No.

Push the button to revive the button thread.

[KerbinW365]

Pushed. But I don't know.

Push the button to poke a dog.

[Fel]

No.

Push the button to receive KSP 2.0 with self programmed physics that never Krakens and is capable of handing ships with 1 million parts, full occulus rift support, including "kerbal cam", enhanced cockpits allowing control over everything including fuel flow, 1000 new parts with no downside on memory and loading on demand at the cost of having cancer and being dead in 5 years.

[KerbinW365]

No.

Push for water.

[Flymetothemun]

Yep.

Push the button for an unlimited supply of free beer/soft drinks/tea/coffee.

[Fel]

No, such a supply would violate the conservation of mass-energy and tear apart the fabric of the universe.

Press the button to go back in time, but have no means of returning.