Will you press the button?

[Dark Junior]

Nay. I might kill Justin Trudeau.

Press the button and you become immortal. NOTHING can kill you.

[qzgy]

Nay. Doesn't say anything about aging.

Press button to teleport official of the US to Alpha Centauri. Yay or Nay?

[Overfloater]

Could be funny. *boop*.

Maybe he'll send a postcard.

 

Press button to have an asymmetrically placed fifth limb!

Edited May 1, 2017 by Overfloater

[kerbinorbiter]

No I wouldn't I don't want to be asymmetrical 

if you press my button you win the lottery 100 times but it makes spaceX go bankrupt would you press it?

[kerbiloid]

So,

20 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said:

if you press my button you win the lottery 100 times

Ok. Pressing.
(Can't read the rest of the phrase - monitor is too dusty.)

 

A big rusty iron button with a smiling emoji.

[Joseph Kerman]

Nope.

 

Press the button to become The One.

[kerbiloid]

Pressed. Nothing changed.

 

A button captioned "Get result".

[Overfloater]

*boop*. So i find out what it does.

Press button to receive a live sheep.

[Sanic]

Nah.

Press the button to become invisible, but only at inopportune moments.

[Joseph Kerman]

Nep.

 

Push this to be like Jebediah K.

[kerbiloid]

With green face and popped eyes?

(Erases the previous caption from the button and writes:)
"Waiter"

[Daveroski]

Presses button:
"Ah Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"indeed Sir, they appear to be getting in from another thread.

Waiter presses the button, morphs into a spider and lands in my soup.

I change the button text to "Auto Wipe" and leave.

 

 

[ccoel]

Ima make a button

Push this button to have a trophy with the most gold in the world but its filled with unshelled oysters you must eat ALIVE

[kerbiloid]

Of course! Of course!
Now I get the most gold in the world, zillions of already unshelled oysters (staying alive (that also means fresh) until I eat them - by definition) as unlimited food supply and million years of life to eat them.

The button stays the same. Don't hesitate to press it again, but (sorry) the gold and oysters are already exhausted.

Edited May 6, 2017 by kerbiloid

[SpaceplaneAddict]

I'll press it?

Exerting downward force upon this specific button will result in world peace, but Earth no longer exists and we live on Venus.

[Joseph Kerman]

Push this to be like Matt Lowne.

[OrbitalBuzzsaw]

I push it, like any sane person

 

Push this to have cities on the surface of Kerbin

[Samniss Arandeen]

I do not press it, in the name of performance and stability. Unneeded cruft, I say.

 

Push this button to have the ultimate gaming rig...but it's permanently set up inside a room in the Sahara Desert without air conditioning.

[Sanic]

*smashes button* 

Press the button with a 70% chance of getting to go on the ISS, but a 30% chance of getting strapped to the top of a rocket.

 

[Brent Kerman]

*Presses the button* (Jeb does too.)

Press the button to go to Mars, with a 10% chance of getting stranded, alone, with no coms.

[Samniss Arandeen]

I'd rather not, thanks.

 

Press the button to start a colony on another world, but getting there takes so long as to require cryogenic stasis, and you have a 25% chance of waking up early and dying before the ship arrives.

[TheEpicSquared]

*presses the button* If I wake up early, I can put myself back to sleep.  

 

Funding for space exploration vastly increases across the globe but it puts every major superpower in competition. (I would press the button)

[kerbinorbiter]

i wouldnt (MAD unless its space competition then i would press it)

You get to ride on the soyuz its a 99% chance of a balistic re-entry and landing on the grating side of a cheese grater (i would press it)