Your six word KSP story

[lodger]

Oh my god: out of snacks!

[Dman979]

Pressure vessels are way too delicate.

[Spacetraindriver]

Jeb rode a train to space.

[AeroArchonite_]

Jeb collided with the space station.

[HoloYolo]

Laythe was way closer than thought....

[Jansn]

Why this ship dont wobble much?

[Graveworks]

Lots of great entries in this thread. My favorites (in order of appearance):

[quote name='People Smarter than me']
And then the rocket exploded. Again. - MOARdV
I didn't go to space today - Commisioner Tadpole
When in doubt, use more struts! TheBadAstronomer
Perfect landing! Now awaiting rescue ship... - 5thHorseman
So far, so good! Wait... nope. - magico13
Why is that planet getting bigger? -Kyrian
Looked at map. Ran into mountain. - Alchemist
Got to Moho. Please, send fuel. - Alchemist
Is that my engine floating away? - Umlux
The delta vee lied to me - silent_protagonist
That engine was supposed to explode. - plainawesome
Jeb designed a rocket. KSC burned. - MaverickSawyer
More speed no no less speed! - trekkie
That isn't supposed to decouple yet. - metalmouth7
Got on a ladder. Things exploded - Pds314
That worked better in my head - Comma_dose
Hey, it's the ground...coming FAST- mythbusters844
I didn't want that stage anyway. Red Iron Crown
For sale: Mission flag, never used. - Kuzzter
Got stuck in VAB designing crafts. - Robotengineer
T Z Spacebar BOOM! RapidUnplannedDissasembly (Only 4 words, but what more is there to say, really?)
"...nothing concerning about this vessel..." Riiight. - 0111narwhalz
Got to Laythe, hatch was blocked.-astropapi1
Well, this could have gone better... - kreutkevic
Need more struts, need more boosters. - TaintedLion
We came, we saw, we scienced. - Mad Rocket Scientist
It was good until it flipped. - Legendary Emu

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And my own contributions -


We launched, we flipped, we orbited.
Oh, they're orbiting THAT way. Huh.
Sure, we've got fuel for that.

[spiritplumber]

"Suicide burn" is standard procedure now?!?!?

[Red Iron Crown]

"I'm sure that wobble will stop."

[Mister Dilsby]

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[adsii1970]

"That bang means nothing" said Jebediah.

[RAINCRAFTER]

Jeb achieved his first orbit proudly.

[Esme]

Duna. Accident. Lonliness. Hope? Rescue! Home!

[Jansn]

I am relaxed. I AM RELAXED!

Docking shaved away all Solar Panels.

Jeb meets Val for a :sticktongue:.
Val gives him a big :kiss:. Edited November 19, 2015 by Jansn

[FlyingPete]

"Malfunction!!" "Jeb, Are you receiving me?..."

[Starhawk]

Planets entice.
Moons beckon.
Kerbals ascend.

Happy landings!

[steuben]

Rocks fall. Kerbals fly. Who'll die?

[Red Iron Crown]

What goes up might come down.

[mole55]

At Mach 5, the wing snapped.

[maceemiller]

Did Jeb bring any toilet paper?

[Rolanvorxariat]

The docking port was on backwards.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

What, command chairs aren't mach rated?

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Oh. Looks like it's "Tuesday" again.

[Joshwoo70]

and the kerbals are screaming again.

[MaxL_1023]

Jeb! Why are you sitting Outside!!!

Wait...shouldn't there be ONE engine???

Bob, Bill...Grab on to Something!!!

[YargJay9991]

DIED while performing atmospheric maneuvering activities.