MartGonzo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 A34, B43, take the third left just after the greengrocers, past the bridge then take the path on your right just after the post box and keep walking until you reach the black gate.Where the bloody hell have all my socks gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 They've gone in t' yer tea, lad.What wi' all t' Yorkshire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Th' Yorkshire 's gone t' f'lln' the ol' tras'cans n' the back-neck o' th' woods.Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest of them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Mirror: Me. because everybody looks at me to find the answer.Whos the second prettiest of them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 The stonefish.How does one obtain an antidote for the stonefish's horrific sting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 By not stepping on a stonefish.How do you press the big red button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 By pressing it.How are you today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Approximately human.What are you today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Approximately human. Why do today what you could put off 'till tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Because you should live like there is no tomorrow!Is it just me, or do I have no life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You have dead life, that's for sure.I can't breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Apparently you can't see the difference between a question and a statement, either.How does one acquire a choir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 With a singin' group saying shoop-de-woop! (I can't rhyme )WHHHHHHHY?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Science isn't about why, it's about why not!X-files = Good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 The truth isn't out there.How do you spell muffin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 with a silent Q, followed by an inverted comma and a hieroglyph (varies depending on the flavour and size).Can you hear the bubbles melt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Yes, but only if you take out your headphones.Can a match box? If you understand this I immediately like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 No, but tin can.Why do our feet smell and our noses run? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Please, they're having an identity crisis and they really don't want to talk about it right now.How is it possible that the above post was FishInferno's 0th post? (I am serious, that's what it says) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 because posts here don't count as posts...er...i mean because the kraken ate that particular post for breakfast today.What is the krakens favorite food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Innocent KSP player's ships, pizza, and tacos......and postsWho controls The Krakenâ„¢? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Trick question. Only the Kraken can control the Kraken.What can go up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Trick question, only the Kraken can do that.What's in a name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishInferno Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Letters.Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BagelRabbit Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Because of the amazing befuddling power of alcoholic beverages.Why does the person above me appear to have no posts yet? (I know that this has been asked but seriously!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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