Tex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 By intro-ing into into somebody else.Who parked their car... on my SANDWICH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 ask the guys who messed with google traduc, they might know it's probably lost in the tagalog send wish translationWhy "magpadala ng hiling" is translated back send re(-)quest ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 SOMETHINGhow to space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 By visiting the space-bar.Can you give me directions to the space-bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Sure, turn up at 9223Ëš and just go back towards your behind.Does the 20 count 49? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Who knows...What's the answer for all the questions of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Inside a snail's shell on the back of a turtle.How do I open a can of Vienna sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alshain Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 With a can opener.What was the best thing before sliced bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sliced breadwhy is my poop rainbow colored and shaped like a unicorn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Beacuse it is.Why is my face morphing green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos1986 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Because it's lime flavoured.If drivers drive, seekers seek and bumpers bump, why don't fingers fing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 because the atoms and whatever else translators will and have to translate ; ) what else ?Does "why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly ?" is equal to "why ask a pertinent question when you can give a stupid answer ?" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 By Maths.How do human go to n land on Sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Obvi'sly y'go at night when th' sun ain't shinin'.Why did Skylab have to burn up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 it knew too much...........illuminati confirmedwhy does templars not confirmed as illuminati? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Because they were all burned up before illuminati confirmed and the evidence has burned with them.What is the meaning of the forum games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 To be.What is taking so long?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The half-life of hydrogen-7 is only of 2.3x10^-23. I do not see this as long.Why is there no Duna, only Jool ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlam Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I Duna know. Jool have to work it out for yourself.Where's my sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janos1986 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 There is no sandwich, it was a metaphor for the hunger of the spirit. With peanut butter.What is love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Baabeee dont hurt meee. Don't hurt meeeeeeee no mo.Where did you come from, where did ya go? Where did ya come from, cotton eye Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Aw, he's just a Redneck.Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Me. Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyDarkStar Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 YesSo mama, did god create the earth in 6 days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 No earth was created in one second How to mun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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