Ultimate Steve Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Only if you have not solved a four dimensional Rubik's cube. Does a set of all sets contain itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Mechs Robot Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 um...yes. a set ALWAYS contains itself.... why can't i count to infinity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Astrofox said: In MegaFonzies. Must I really ask a stupid question? If you want hilariously stupid answers, yes. Why do cats purr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Because their that new model of micro-car. Why is my common sense tingling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Because I'm here. Does a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Er, I think something went wrong and we divided by Zero by Inception. What's the Fourier Transform of Butter? Edited June 21, 2016 by Astrofox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 8 hours ago, Ultimate Steve said: Only if you have not solved a four dimensional Rubik's cube. Wait, so I can ask smart questions instead? 2 hours ago, Astrofox said: What's the Fourier Transform of Butter? Rutteb. What is the inverse of cooking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 .gnilooC How often doesn't Buzz Lightyear meet Aldrin Tarnish Maximum Future? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Turtle! How can @cubinator be in the future while Newton is eating chips in a McDonalds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Shh, he doesn't know yet. Don't tell him, he'll make me come back to the present. How many tables does it take to turn a squirrel into an anthill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Neagtive 42 times the square root of negative π. When is a jar not representative of an inverted bay door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 When it's a Jar Jar. If there are numbers higher than 42, and 42 is the universe, then is 43 a better universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 43 is a great universe. 18 is better, 26 is better still, but 29 would be utopia. 30 and 19 are terrible universes, as are 17 and 28, although not as bad as 30 and 19. Laws of physics don't apply in universe √-1. In universe 3.14 everything is infinite, and in universe infinity everything is tiny. In universe zero there is a one way portal to all of the universes. However, they are all 87 years apart from each other. If an asteroid destroyed the moon instead of the Earth, would the surfers be angry or relieved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 They wouldn't care, since most waves are driven by wind, not the tides. Why didn't the Saturn V have V engines instead of 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Steve Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Because V is the fifth letter of the alphabet and 22 is the alphabet Saturn letter SVIB. What if SpaceX became a marker company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Quark Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 They would eat bread How do I tell the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Approach the time carefully. Pregnant or nursing women should not attempt to approach the time. Do not taunt the time. Speak to the time in a slow, monotonous voice. Do not speak in an Australian or Russian accent to the time. Tell the time your life story. Back away slowly from the time. Where is the magic boulder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rai1102 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Just now, waterlubber said: Approach the time carefully. Pregnant or nursing women should not attempt to approach the time. Do not taunt the time. Speak to the time in a slow, monotonous voice. Do not speak in an Australian or Russian accent to the time. Tell the time your life story. Back away slowly from the time. Where is the magic boulder? In 1.1.3 of course! In your imagination! Can I has an Up-Goer Five? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Immediately behind your left shoulder. Why is it snowing in June? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rai1102 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Just now, Xorth Tanovar said: Immediately behind your left shoulder. Why is it snowing in June? Global warming is a LIE!! Can I go to Duna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterlubber Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Rai1102 said: Global warming is a LIE!! Can I go to Duna? No What is hatred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Quark Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 A sandwich Why does an airplane fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rai1102 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Just now, Kandjk said: A sandwich Why does an airplane fly? Because 2+2= Fish Why can I not go to Duna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Quark Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Because Kerbals are Bulls Why can't a cat become a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 (edited) Because it can't afford shoes. When? Edited June 22, 2016 by RocketSquid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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