kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Why should he get Shaolined instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccidentsHappen Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Why should he get Shaolined instead? Only if you throw a monkey. How does one particle physics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 By adding a p before an article in physics. Why are scissors called scissors instead of "fancy knives"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Because they are scissing, not kniving. How do the (swiss sciss?) (swissors scissors?) look like? P.S. Spoiler Indeed, why? Took a look, got impressed. Such chain very much exceeds my imagination.http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=scissors Quote late 14c., sisoures, from Old French cisoires (plural) "shears," from Vulgar Latin *cisoria (plural) "cutting instrument," from *cisus (in compounds such as Latin excisus, past participle of excidere "to cut out"), ultimately from Latin caedere "to cut" (see -cide). Spelling with sc- is 16c., from influence of Medieval Latin scissor "tailor," in classical Latin "carver, cutter," from past participle stem of scindere "to split." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 That depends if you're blind. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Because. (one word in question one word in answer) Why do i have insomnia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Because it was a bargain, And you couldn't resist it at that price. Why are we nearing the shoe event horizon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Cause we are passed the barefoot event horizon. Why are there 7 hills in rome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) because they are born there ... do you the maussasd like me , or do you think they may use my fb account for some weird joke ? Edited April 13, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' i have a serious doubt with this specific photo ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) I don't know, you will have to ask them (wait I failed as that's a logical answer...) what is the Keral airo-not space agency not (hint second last post?) Edited April 13, 2017 by kerbinorbiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 gdfgdfgdfgfg a gagaga a gagaga a gagagagaga lack of sleep grumpy ... normal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Most people turn into cats How did the greeks conquer rome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) we need you ... + ... meeeeh my osiris temple littl' privilege and comfort series ? what about writing a book in tree languages with local healthcare and else adaption ... at least a very few know to translate read and write ? Edited April 16, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 They refused the offer. What does this button with 4 squares on it do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 DON'T TOUCH!!!... ouch!... ouch!... (echo) What made you do this?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 A robot on another planet. Why did the robot do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Because it wants oil Why can't my interstellar ship's armor not deflect the missile, killing my crew? (Yeah I'm sour about that ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: Why can't my interstellar ship's armor not deflect the missile, killing my crew? (Yeah I'm sour about that ) Because two hats don't fit inside a rabbits earhole question: Why am I typing: why am I typing: Why am I typing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 because here you can type thing why don't you type thoose thing elsewhere ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 (edited) On 4/13/2017 at 5:44 AM, MiffedStarfish said: Because it was a bargain, And you couldn't resist it at that price. Why are we nearing the shoe event horizon? Eyy! Hhgttg? Because I don't have any other friends. What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Edited April 19, 2017 by Benjamin Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Please, return here two million years later. Where the sailor with flags has gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 flags allergic reaction engaged ... you get me posting a few word updside down top of your head or mine if your not a sismologist and go to visit a volcano are you going to check the sismologist survey before climbing the volcano, or you just go there thinking well if it splode it just splode ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Pizza. If you do the things to the stuff, what will happen at that other time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Stuff will happen to stuff. Why does pollen cause allergies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Only for grammar police, 'cuz they say "is polled", not "pollen". How could I think this jibberish out? I'm even not a native speaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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