gooddog15 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 No, you surposed to point the front of it directly at your facehow can I get my dog to fly in space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 volunteer himhow does one see without eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 try googleing ithow can I fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 By visiting www.airfrance.com, choosing deparature location, arrival location, giving credit card info, going to an airport, boarding the plane. How do I use my brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaelath Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 By dancing.How to rocket jump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Strap yourself to a booster.How to breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Grab air and eat it, then spit it back out. Like gum.Where's your head at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Me head is inside me headphones right now.Me wants to know if have me head inside headphones will magnetize me brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Yes it will, and you will become supreme overlord of Gallifrey.How do I travel to Equestria? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 You must learn to use your eyesHow does one eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 By getting hungry.Why haven't space agencies invented part-clipping and air-hogging yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Because no one has been able to hack into the Matrix yet.Why do I feel like people are constantly watching me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Because we are constantly watching you.Why does everybody listen to pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 by screaminghow does someone wake up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaelath Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 By waking up, it's easy.How to reincarnate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 First and foremost you need to die. After that, fairy-tales HAVE to be true.How does one win a rock paper scissors game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 By bribing the god so that he favors you.How does one escape the NSA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 You don't. They just watch you all day. Meanwhile in Britain, we drink tea and do what we want free(ish)ly.Why do the NSA try to screw up other countries without permission? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Don't worry, 'cause it is in the name of freedom that NSA busts everybody's freedom. Also, if they asked for permission they'd have to bribe too much politicians around the world, thus worsening the already ailing murican economy.Why does ONU's Security Council exists if there's douche-bag countries that can veto everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Diplomatic job creationWhy am I here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Because of your mom.Why did I memorize 135 decimal places of pi and forget 85? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadLeo Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Cause your brain knows it's a useless thing to memorize.Why does Tolkien's work is so awesome? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 because they contain my precious *reads lord of the rings in a dark corner*who are "they" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyler4856 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 They are ZOOOL!How do i cook deh waffles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You get a rocket and put the waffles behind the rocket while putting the rocket a full thrust. DONE!!How do I turn on my computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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