ZentroCatson Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Because we have cookies. Cheezburgerz. Ah, I know, MEMES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I dunno. How do I play the mayonnaise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Is horseradish an instrument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Yes... an instrument of mass destruction. Can I play a cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Perhaps, but only if you are the best of scammers. Is it a crime to google feud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) No, its just stupid. Never google anything that you don't know about! Why is my answer stupid? Answer: it isn't. Edited August 10, 2016 by ZentroCatson Forgot the question… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because your question is. Is there a killer rabbit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) 31 minutes ago, qzgy said: Because your question is. Is there a killer rabbit? Absolutely there is a killer rabbit... It's a foul and hideous beast! Observe... the Killer Bunny!!! Spoiler OK, my turn.... just what exactly is a platypus??? Edited August 10, 2016 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 It's a cat that has a duck bill, lays eggs like a chicken, and tastes like rabbit. Oh, and is not eaten by the Tasmanian Devil. Spoiler So with that said, I will ask you the question my five-year old daughter asked me this morning" "Dad, why are stupid people so stupid?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomSawyer2112 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because they do drugs, and they're stupid sweetie. Why did the dinosaurs die out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because they couldn't make rockets to redirect asteroids Why do people have language classes beyond 6th grade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) Because learning is funz. Why is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch so powerful? EDIT: Just remembered your profile pic right after I posted this @qzgy, lol. Edited August 10, 2016 by legoclone09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because it makes roast bunny. Why haven't I still watched Monthy Python's Holy Grale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 Because I checked it out from the library. How can you tell if someone is a witch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToukieToucan Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 On 8/6/2016 at 5:18 PM, legoclone09 said: Because Tracer fell of a cliff. How the actial hell did I think of that? Why is Major Tom coming home? Check if she ways the same as a duck. Shouldn't there be pyramids in the Sahara and the Australian outback since that's desert just like Egypt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 10, 2016 Share Posted August 10, 2016 No, but there SHOULD be aliens, which I guess you could consider Australians as aliens. DISCLAIMER: That comment was made in the sense of comedy. I don't actually think that Australians are aliens. GET DUNKED ON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Eliminated TopHeavy11 (fire) 80 These Overwatch jokes really have to stop… Why did I have to make an Overwatch joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Because it's open on my computer. Why am I playing Overwatch right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Because it's not a banana. How many apples does it take to fuse into an orange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 It takes 20 blueberries. Can I burn asbestos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 No, the matches die if they eat it. What if Jupiter actually is made of coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzgy Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Then it becomes bought by starbucks. What if Pluto is a planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Everything else is a dwarf planet. Why did I almost write drawer planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Because you replaced your Overwatch sig. Can I haz Fuzion Reeaktorz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 No. You can haz cheezcake. Can I haz cheezburger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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