Survive That Attack!

[Vaporo]

I walk behind the VAB, and they harmlessly explode against the VAB's indestructible walls.

The next poster travels back in time where their mother falls in love with them, and they must make their mother fall in love with their father or a time paradox will occur.

[John Freeman]

No time paradox occurs because EnterElysium said so.

I buzz the tower, making the person below me spill their coffee.

[panfish5]

My mom was hot in her twenties.

Before I disappear forever I drop a cinder block on the next poster while they were a baby.

[SelectHalfling0]

nope.avi

XD (google "nope.avi" if you don't know what it means)

I smack the next poster over the face with my wrench.

[cantab]

Good thing it's a foam one!

I smack the next poster over the face with my wench.

[flashcactus]

Good thing it's an inflatable one!

I fire an Excalibur nuke-pumped X-ray laser into the next poster.

Edited August 26, 2014 by flashcactus
Prevented shooting self with inflatable laser

[SelectHalfling0]

Mirrors!

I smack the next poster over the face with my mirror!

[Spark Plug]

I lower the Plexiglas visor of my helmet and survive the blow.

Then I build a SPACESHIP!!! out of LEGO bricks and blast the next poster with plastic missiles.

[KerbMav]

I make secret changes to the construction manual making the LEGO missiles have boomerang flying abilities.

Then I use a giant bulldozer to bury the next user in an avalanche of millions of LEGO bricks from the destroyed lifesizes LEGO spaceship.

[Souper]

I teleport ontop of the lego pile, and survive.

I then rocket jump onto the next poster, and kill them off with my Market Gardener.

[Nicholander]

I teleport out of the way from you and your Market Gardener.

I throw the next poster out the top of an infinite story building.

[Vaporo]

The building is so large that it has its own gravitational field, so I fall back towards the building and land safely on the outer wall of the structure.

The next poster is teleported to the center of a black hole.

[Souper]

You teleport me to the location of a long-dead black hole, which you apparently didn't know was so far away the last bit of light it bent had yet to reach Telescopes on Earth.

Telescopes on Earth then collapse with the next poster in one of them.

[SelectHalfling0]

I turn out to be below a support strut, which is so structurally sound, I survive entirely intact (like those really lucky people in disasters who find the sweet spot of the building).

I push the next poster out of the sweet spot.

[Souper]

You push me out of the sweet spot, right out the exit.

Russian people are driving.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I'm flying an airplane overhead and thus not vulnerable to reckless drivers.

I land on the next poster with a nuclear pulse propelled vehicle.

[Joshwoo70]

The vehicle suddenly takes off hitting the plane and moves to jool.

The vehicle is in orbit around laythe.

[Souper]

I am located on Eve, and you didn't make an attack.

The next poster is naked and covered in honey while fighting bears in Siberia.

[vexx32]

I'm also standing atop a mesa whilst the bears try in vain to find a way up.

The next poster awakes at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

[r4pt0r]

awaking refreshed, me and my team continue our sub-oceanic voyage in our state of the art submarine.

The next poster is visiting Jurassic park, and the power just went out...

[Joshwoo70]

Sorry jurassic park does not exist.

The next poster lives in singapore.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Yes, but I've been visiting the Jovian system for the past 8 years, so it's really just an honorary thing now.

I push the next poster over the edge of the canyon on Dres, after siphoning off all your monopropellant.

[Tery215]

The kraken refills my EVA propellant.

The next poster is being placed inside of a sandwich and eaten.

[Sesni]

I escape by using explosives while in the strongest armor ever. (i.e radial air intake armor)

The next user is 300 meters away from a jet going at 1.2 km/s. Towards them.

[Souper]

I punch it when it hits me. Jet destroyed.

The smell of onions fills the next poster's nose as Shrek appears.