megatiger78 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I DUST implant my way into a new clone, and the gravity destroys the next 5 posters into a parallel universe. also I shoot the next poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Your munitions must be damp, because I felt no pain .The next user is catapulted from a catapult, toward space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalant Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 As I silently float through the endless darkness of space, propelled by the previuos poster's catapult. I think to myself. "What will death be?""Will I dream...? Or will I fade into nonthingness, crushed by the harsh reality that I, a poster, have been forced into...."Then I realize I remembered to bring my emergency space unicorn summoner kit and fly back into the atmosphere to shoot a rainbow laser at the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 friendship is STOOPID magicI kill the next poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 I am alive in an alternate universe/I trap the next poster in a math class with no hope of escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Except you exaggerated. The class is out the second I'm in .The next user is trapped in a real Code Red (really Run-Hide-Defend) event, and he/she is only feet away from the suspect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The suspect is a pizza delivery guy that accidentally added unwanted toppings.The next poster is about to be hit by a ship going at warp 9.5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I am a warp 10.next poster is abducted by aliens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I bribe the aliens with snacks.I eat all of the next poster's snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartS=true Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I then remove bacteria and viruses from sewage and consume that, while injecting the still-living pathogens into the next poster's bloodstream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Luckily, I'm immune.The next poster is the unfortunate recipient of one of Elsa's icy blasts to the heart. Good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technicalfool Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Luckily, I'm immune.The next poster is the unfortunate recipient of one of Elsa's icy blasts to the heart. Good luck with that.That would require having a heart.The next poster is subject to one of Ted's Icy Stares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 That would require having a soul for him to gaze upon.The next poster is mortally wounded by way of my favourite katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (takes cough pills)The next user suddenly has 10 ostriches in his living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I shoot them.the next poster is attacked by space captains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I bring my space pirates friends to the party.The next poster now has to deal with the said space pirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I use my anti space pirate missile.I redirect an asteroid to hit the next poster.(has anybody else noticed that this thread is on page 100 now and the 1,000th post is coming soon because this is post 992) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 8 10char 10char- - - Updated - - -very 10char- - - Updated - - -short10char- - - Updated - - -posts10char- - - Updated - - -later10char- - - Updated - - -I 10char10char- - - Updated - - -claim10char- - - Updated - - -1000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also that defeats everthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) Actually, all of your posts were consolidated to only the 993rd post.My hill.[Edit] Dang, I got the forum games mixed up again. Edited November 25, 2014 by mikeman7918 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 *gets back on thread* I use Bruce Willis to drill a nuke to the core and Michael Bay that scrubThe next poster has to deal with the Aliens left stranded without a home cuz we blew it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I teleport them to random places in the universe.I do the same to the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Well, I resist.I fire 998 beams into the next poster, since they are post #998. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeman7918 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I use a mirror to reflect them away.The next poster will make it possible for the poster after them to me poster #1,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 You're welcome. The next poster is attacked by zeroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 POST #1000!The next poster is in space without a space suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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