Survive That Attack!

[Ethanadams]

You thing you can hit me with the train I grew up in the train I lived in the train in till I was a man by that time I had mastered the train

the next posters back breaks

[Xannari Ferrows]

Broken back. Big deal, I'll survive.

But I bet the next poster wont survive the Dermal Degenerator.

[YoetoJoe]

I give it to the next person because im too lazy to look up what it is.

[Prof. Endwalker]

But it heals people soo..... yeah.

The next poster gets a pop quiz... and if you fail, you die! (And it is on material you haven't been studying for)

[megatiger78]

it is on 40k. you did not know I was studying that.

next poster falls into the eye of terror (look it up)

[Xannari Ferrows]

But it heals people soo..... yeah.

You read that as "Regenerator", didn't you?

Finally! I can harness the pure chaotic matter from within! Let me just get a sample here... Have the ones from Warhammer invented spacial isolation field yet? They're really small.

By the way, I'll be using the sample to upgrade a few TCAWs of mine, which I'll have to test on the next user. Quick, you've only got .8 seconds!

[jake9039]

I delete the tcaw reference from all time.

the recycling bin eplodes the next poster

[megatiger78]

what?

the illogic ki8lls the next poster.

[Xannari Ferrows]

The recycling bin does not kill anything. It merely makes it more difficult to locate. I'm still here, and still evolving.

I use the bits of data from myself to overwrite the next poster. As a matter of fact, why don't I ally myself with the NaNo virus?

Edited April 16, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows

[jake9039]

I am not a computer, and therefore cannot be overwriten.

the next poster is nuked.

[YoetoJoe]

I hide in my bomb shelter.

The next poster gets hit by a bus.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Luckily I was wearing adamantium armor.

The next user is on a train when it derails on a curve at 110 miles per hour.

[SemiaCloud]

I am in the matrix and dodge it and subsequently fire a storm of bullets ate the next poster.

[YoetoJoe]

I am perfectly fine because of improper grammar.

I fire a storm of bullets AT the next poster.

[icantmakemodels]

Presses a big red button and a spontaneous mass existence failure happens on the bullets.

i fire my SMEF cannon at the next poster

[UnionPacific1983WP]

*force field*

I use a digitizer to import the next user into KSP.

[Ethanadams]

I allow causing me to be cloned every time I die

the next poster gets trampled by my clone army

[YoetoJoe]

Until all the clones turn on I after give them a specific order.

I unleash these clones on the next poster.

[Ethanadams]

They turn on I? Doesn't that make you dead?

[Xannari Ferrows]

Well, I'm given nothing to revenge against, so I'll just sit here then, with defenses at the ready.

[livefree75]

I use a biological weapon on the clones that causes them to mutate and attack the next poster.

[Xannari Ferrows]

...Oh you've been referring to me all this time? Jeez, how'd it take this long to realize? Anyway, I'm pretty sure nothing will happen, as I'm sure you are aware of my advanced technology. Even with your best, you've seen my firepower. Not one would last ten seconds in a conflict with me.

In fact, only 4 seconds for the next poster.

[Ethanadams]

But I have a clone army so I'm fine

but the user below me isnt

[megatiger78]

I think not.

remaining ammo used on the next poster.

[jake9039]

my advanced energy sheilds are fine, you can't destroy them without my ATAT. that stomps the next poster.