Survive That Attack!

[Anister]

I step out of the way

I send Adam Jensen to kill the next poster

[TheGamingNoobster]

Adam Jensen is captured and is held within a dungeon. After months of gruelling torture and mind tricks he is now brainwashed. My way is now his way. I order my new man slave to go after the next poster with a Nokia.

[Xannari Ferrows]

Alright, my poster dies. Luckily it was the crappy avatar poster, so I gave him some cookies to thank him.

Upon reading this, you have about 7 seconds. 2 fully autonomous TCAWs are heading towards you [Transwarp Capable Antimatter Warheads]. Good luck.

[vixr]

fortunately, my wristwatch uses a fifth-phase dilithium controlled matter/antimatter reactor for primary power. The interaction between the TCAWs and the watch reactor causes me to be blown back to 0.25 where I'm just stunned a little...the deadly cloud is heading toward the next poster.

[Anister]

Gasmask

The next poster forgot his at home

[Xannari Ferrows]

Deadly to flies maybe, but not us. Gasmasks are not needed.

2 words: Rubber ducks.

[Ethanadams]

I die my death causes Russias dead mans hand to activate nukes drop on the next poster

[Sampa]

Activate my ship's Wave motion shield (Space Battleship Yamato 2199 reference) which easily protects me from from the nukes.

The next poster dies of radiation poisoning.

[jake9039]

Iuse the argos' sheilds to bounce it to the next poster.

[Ethanadams]

I'm already dead from rubber ducks so the radiation make me into a zombie I eat the next poster

[jake9039]

you get vaporized by the shields(because of radiation and aperture science.)

[Ethanadams]

Apeture dosnt use zombies in testing..............................

[jake9039]

I upgraded their particle feilds.

[Ethanadams]

But aperture fields allow biological stuff through like flesh?

thats beomed the point

[jake9039]

I forgot the attack.

the feild goes forward and desinigrates the next poster

[Sampa]

Raises AT field with warps the opposing field around itself and deflects it at the next poster

[Xannari Ferrows]

Luckily I am still in control of the TIDP, so all the energy is taken and used to power my coffee maker.

The rest of the power though, is used to power my TCAW launchers. 3 gridmarks, people. Stay that much away.

[jake9039]

I delete what you reference from existence and so I launch the recycling bin at the next poster.

[Anister]

*Donk* OW! That hurts!

I attach a THOR SRB to the bottom of the bin and launch it at the next poster

[jake9039]

the paper sheilds me from the blast and the paper papercuts the next posters jugular.

[8bitgammers]

OH, No! not in the JUGULAR!!!

i realize that I'm a computer, and use hyper-edit to telleport the paper, and next poster into the center of the sun.

NUCLEAR FUSION YA!

[Xannari Ferrows]

Problem fixed with a quicksave and some file editing.

While I'm there, I edit out the next poster.

[Anister]

As it turns out, I'm a intergal part of the universes existance. The universe collapses, killing all. Including the next poster

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

I add more struts to the universe; thereby preventing it's collapse.

I crash a rocket on the next poster.

[YoetoJoe]

Your rocket was to small to blow up the building i was in.

I crash a space shuttle into the next person.