Survive That Attack!

[MGUARN]

Don't worry I got my handy dandy space suit.

Well nothing I can say ,but your train seems to have no breaks.It seems that its the end of the line.(get it)

[cantab]

It's also already stopped on level track. Lucky for me.

The next poster had bet their life savings on the USA beating Belgium.

[Designer225]

That account is empty, so I bet nothing.

The next user bets everything he have on gambling.

[Vaporo]

I manage to quadruple my money by counting cards.

The next person is a companion cube being dropped into a furnace.

[Spearka]

Unlike the other companion cubes before, I am a Jetpack Companion cube and fly out

The next derp is stuck on a Neutron star and is about to get crushed by the immense gravity

[Tangle]

I use its rotation to fling out of its solar system.

two sticks inch against the ground

RUN

[Designer225]

They don't really move, so why do I need to run?

A spider, though, does move to the next player.

[Tobbzzzz]

KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEE!!!

Why have a small spider, when you can have a Titan.

TITANFALL!

[zekes]

The Titanfall Falls. It took an arrow to the knee.

Meanwhile, the next poster gets meet by....

[FiresThatBurn]

Punches Kirk in the face and takes of the controls and gets out

The nexter poster meets by an army of 200 heavily armed tanks manned by smart kerbals.

[Designer225]

I passed their check.

The next poster did not.

[WinkAllKerb'']

false i did pass and pok here her too

.... *bored* next is too

[Designer225]

Another check passed.

The Kerbal tank then blows up unexpectedly, the shockwave toward the next poster.

[Vaporo]

The shock wave is so scared of me it turns around and goes back to where it started.

The next poster is trapped at the KSC with no food or water. The only way to escape is to complete Whackjob's challenge without ever entering the VAB or SPH. Oh, and you have no mods and the debug menu is disabled.

[vexx32]

Well, we're in KSP. Time to fire up a proper debugging program and mess with the program's assembly code. I'm sure I can bust out easily enough.

I'll infect the next person with a semi-digital, semi-organic virus that is essentially immortal.

[Designer225]

It ran out of power and "dies".

I throw a catch-22 to the next poster: You must go to San Francisco before going to Los Angeles, but you can't go to San Francisco unless you have gone to Los Angeles.

[vexx32]

I completely ignore it. My logic functions are too great for something as paltry as a catch-22.

I throw some mordite at the next poster.

[JT2227]

I give the mordite a stern reprimand, before sending it off to bed without supper.

I don't let the next poster have dessert.

[Crashy_McSplodey]

I shave my body and mix the rather large pile of hair into the dessert I have been unjustly denied, and then stalk the next poster with the clippers >

[Sun]

Force fields solve everything. Seriously.

The next poster will be teleported to a random orbit around a black hole. 5% chance it's 1 foot from the singularity. 25% chance it's inside the event horizon.

[Designer225]

Hello Sagittarius A*! At least I'm home. (You didn't say a specific black hole, so I took the Milky Way's black hole instead. And you didn't set the limit in altitude!)

The next poster is teleported to inside of Jool.

[Sun]

Force fields can stop ANY attack. No one ever listens to the power of the force fields!

The next poster will be thrown towards a pulsar that has an escape velocity just 1 m/s under the speed of light. Oh, and you don't have any supplies except a space suit and oxygen.

[vexx32]

Heh, your version of "towards" is much lacking. I fly a few feet towards it, then land back on the ground with a light bruise.

I dissect the next person until there is nothing left.

[Sun]

I may be cut up, but a deadly virus spreads from me into the next poster.

[Designer225]

I'm immune it that virus.

It spreads to the next poster.