Survive That Attack!

[MaverickSawyer]

Thankfully, I throw the pipe wrench I was carrying into the engine intake, utterly destroying it and saving my life.

The next poster then just happens to be in the path of the shrapnel cloud that used to be the high-pressure turbine.

[Starwhip]

The cloud traces a perfect outline of my body on a nearby wall, as such clouds of sharp things often do in movies and such.

I proceed to throw shrapnel from the wall at the next poster.

[11JRidding]

I slice the shrapnel to pieces with my High-Frequency Chainsaw

I then proceed to throw the next poster into a skyscraper's 100th (Middle) floor, jump up, and attack, slicing him and the building to pieces

Edited April 14, 2014 by 11JRidding
Edited because a building isn't as cool as a skyscraper. Nor is it as big

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Luckily, I have my special strength suit.

I proceed to K.O. Ridding and the next poster and throw you in a leaky Soyuz 7K-OKS (the one in which Soyuz 11 occurred) headed to the moon. There is no control inside and no hatch. Or space suit.

EDIT: And you are strapped to the seat, and there is nothing to use to escape. Even food.

Edited April 15, 2014 by Pockrtplanesairways

[11JRidding]

As I am a robotic wolf, I am able to use my tail to summon my chainsaw into existence, which I then use to slice the capsule (And in the process the ENTIRE ROCKET) to pieces

I then jump out and proceed to slice the next poster's rocket to pieces, while falling back to Earth (Or Kerbin, depends on the planet we are on here) at 32km/s

Edited April 15, 2014 by 11JRidding
Removing an unneeded space and fullstop

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Luckily, I'm not in space in a rocket, next to you moreover. And you burn/break up due to the excessive heat/friction/Gs

I then proceed to put the next poster in a chokehold, put a USP to his temple, and pull the trigger.

[Starwhip]

*Dink*

Scales, sucker!

I shove you to the ground, sink my teeth into your shoes, and proceed to spin you around in a circle, releasing on a trajectory to the next poster.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Because i'm the next poster, and there can't be two of me, i slam into a wall and get up, perfectly fine because of my formentioned suit.

I proceed to drop-kick the next poster into the grand canyon.

[11JRidding]

I slow time to 1/10000000000000th of a second per second and slice Pockrtplanesairways to pieces

His (extremely sharp) remains fly past me and kill the next poster

[Pockrtplanesairways]

once again, there cannot be two mes. My suit repairs me and i am fine.

I proceed to snap the next poster's neck and throw them down the incinerator, that has the heat of a blue supergiant.

[Shna_na]

I am capable of extreme mitosis, and can regenerate into two copies of me when in half. I also have a core temperature that is similar to the core of a hypernova. The blue supergiant heat does not affect me. I remain at core temperature due to a little black of heatiness that I scienced somehow.

I simply walk into Mordo- I mean, the next poster.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

You bump into me, and then I knee you in the groin.

I proceed to take Shna_na's writhing body and fling it at the next poster.

[Capt. Hunt]

I duck out of the way so Shna_na's writhing body lands in a cage full of rabid mountain lions, and then release them after the next poster.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I then get out a MG-42 and start rapidly firing at the mountain lions.

The next poster sadly accidentally gets caught in the fire even after I said look out.

[Shna_na]

My writhing body has regenerative abilities. I'm unaffected.

All the processing of this writhing causes a bug to happen, which unleashed the kraken from beneath the next poster.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I luckily have jeb at my side, and that automatically banishes the kraken away from me.

But the kraken wasn't completely banished from the area and attacks the next poster.

[Capt. Hunt]

I trap the kraken in a K-drive and use it to propel a thermonuclear missile into the next poster

[Pockrtplanesairways]

I simply step aside and let the mask eat it.

I then proceed to slap the next poster. IIIINNNNN SSSSPPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1111

[OrbitusII]

I love spaaaaaaaaaa...

I fly into some space debris and induce Kessler Syndrome headed directly for the next poster

[Pockrtplanesairways]

A radial intake protects me.

But that radial intake heads right for the next poster.

[11JRidding]

I jump out of the way (Seriously, I can actually do that. In space), and slice it up as it goes past

I then proceed to turn around and face Earth (Yes, I'm in Space too). I slice up the rocket headed towards me

The parts impale the next poster

Edited April 18, 2014 by 11JRidding
Forgot my attack

[Souper]

(11JRidding, what species are you?)

As i am right behind you, and thus, out of the way, i am unharmed.

I swap places with The Kraken, placing me on bop, and placing a full-grown Kraken right behind you.

[Shna_na]

Thankfully, "you" refers contextually to 11JRidding, leaving me in a safe position to sip elegantly on a euphoric glass of whiskey.

I then proceed to aim my boostersso* that the engine faces the next poster.

*boosters so (didn't replace it or the below reply would make no sense)

Edited April 20, 2014 by Shna_na

[11JRidding]

I am immune to heat, and therefor am to stand there while the BoosterSSO fires away at me. I then proceed to jump up to it, slow time to 1/100th of a second per second, and because it only affects the things AROUND me, leaving me able to move normally, I slice the BoosterSSO to pieces. I then do the same to super's fully-grown Kraken.

I then slice a skyscraper horizontally (So that it is no longer connected to the ground) at the base, and use my tail to lift said 10-storey building. I throw it at the next poster and shout the words "What will you do NOW?!"

[Souper]

I time travel 3 years into the past and murder the scientists that constructed you, LQ-84i, so you don't exist anymore!

I throw the scientists's dead bodies at the next poster.