Survive That Attack!

[11JRidding]

I am part machine, so I do not die. I proceed to throw an EXCELSUS at the next poster

Edited April 24, 2014 by 11JRidding
Super, I hate you. You ninja

[Souper]

The Kraken rips it apart and eats it.

The Kraken rips apart and eats the next poster.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Souper
What's a ninja? PS We can hide our chatting in here.

[11JRidding]

I instead tear the Kraken to shreds (And you didn't even read up on what EXCELSUS was, did you (Why do you think I linked to it?)? Because a 5-foot squid is NOT able to tear up something like EXCELSUS)

I detonate a bomb in the building the next poster is currently in

[Souper]

The Kraken's dead body protects me.

The Kraken, who came back to life and tore the EXCELSUS to shreds (By glitching it out and hurling it towards the sun, cause' it's 5-7 STORIES tall, not 5 feet.),

comes back to tear you to shreds, by hurling you at 99% the speed of light towards Kerbol.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Souper

[Souper]

The above argument is now over, because I've won.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

Because there is no attack, I just banhammer you and the next poster.

[Palladium Corp]

Whilst swinging the text operated ban hammer, you miss-spell my name, banning Palladum Coproration instead of me.

I hire a Vogon to read poetry at the next poster.

[Legendary Emu]

Above posters attack is deflected by my shield of ignorance for Hitchhiker stuff.

I lead the next poster into an endless loop of looking at TV tropes.

[Souper]

I am blind.

I then drive a car straight for the next poster's house.

[Shna_na]

My house has a button that drags it underground, unharmed and out of the way. Your car drives over my roof, which acts like a ramp and pings you off into the conveniently placed ocean nearby.

I build a boat out the side-mounted intakes and drop it onto the next user, who also happens to be in the conveniently placed ocean but is in the shallow bit. Unlucky, chum.

[Souper]

Seeing as you just murdered my clone, i teleport behind you and shoot in the back of the head.

I then do the same to the below poster.

Edited April 24, 2014 by Souper
You can't see this. I'm just typing stuff in here, and barely anybody notices that we can talk in here in total secrecy!

[Legendary Emu]

What you killed acualy is dolan

And then I shoot a potato cannon powered by acetylene at the next poster.

[Designer225]

I threw a bucket of water and the bucket (and the potato) is destroyed, along with acetylene solution (acetylene slightly dissolves in water).

I threw a bucket of water onto the next person. (Most harmless attack. Ever.)

[Bilfr3d]

I opened my umbrella. I then used my umbrella to try to poke the next poster to death.

[Souper]

I grab a nearby stone and beat you to death, and then i use it to smash a nearby warehouse's window open and then go in and get a AK-47 and then shoot the next poster.

[11JRidding]

I deflect the shots with my Chainsaw until you run out of ammo. I then grab the AK-47 and slice it to pieces

I then proceed to slice up the building the next poster is in (The planet he is on if he isn't in a building (Seriously, I can actually do that))

<ooc>Super, you used the wrong size ribbons image for your signature. The mods aren't going to like it</ooc>

[Designer225]

I travel in light speed out of your way.

After landing on my cop machine, I tried to bust the next poster.

[Souper]

After getting in my FBI machine, i say "Not n'ymore you're not", and take your place.

[Shna_na]

Because there is no attack, I simply lie on a comfortable seat out in the tropics somewhere on the beach of a little island.

In the meantime, my pet mechsuit pummeling the next user.

[Designer225]

Too far and too late, but so annoying that I stabbed the mechsuit in the back.

The mechsuit then slides down the hill, toward the next poster.

[Starwhip]

It hits a rock at the last moment, careening over my head and landing on the next poster.

[tutrakan4e]

I am a kerbal so I am indestructible if you hit me on the head. The mechsuit jumps off my head and The Kraken destroys it. Then The Kraken notices the next poster.

[11JRidding]

I slice the Kraken to pieces (I am aware that it is a KSP bug, but why not be able to slice up a FREAKING GLITCH??)

I then notice the next poster and attack him with my high-frequency chainsaw (So sharp AND durable it can slice through a PLANET without breaking)

[Designer225]

Just as you are about to start the machine you noticed that it won't start. I took the battery out, attach it onto a booster, and launch it toward the next poster.

WARNING: The battery contains 18% cadmium, which Is a toxic element.

[Tidus Klein]

I matrix dodge it in suuuuppper sloooowww mmmooooo.

And watch as it goes flying in to the next poster.