Survive That Attack!

[Designer225]

I simply walk away, letting the car to roll toward the next poster.

[Jagger]

Unlike the poster above me, I don't like simple. So I build an Orion rocket with 3 "Little boy's" attached to the top, with a magnetometer taped on them, because why the hell not.

Oh, and I blow up the car with it, making on of the bombs fly to the next poster.

[Souper]

I die, game over.

Next poster trips on a rock.

[mrrpamplemousse]

But I forget to fall, so I fly.

(H2G2 for the win!)

I send the vogons to destroy the planet which the next poster is standing on.

[Designer225]

Their ships blow up in Earth's atmosphere due to not knowing that they are flying in a REAL universe (NOT Hitchhiker universe) while attempting to take over the planet, killing the Vogons in the process.

The debris rained toward the next poster..

[Starwhip]

I use my towel to signal a passing spacecraft and escape.

I then throw the towel at the next poster.

[mrrpamplemousse]

I throw some pan galactic gargle blaster at the towel, destroying it.

I do the same to the next poster.

[AletzN1]

Wat.... well I.... Slipspace jump

Coma raygun!

[Designer225]

I repel it with Gamma ray shield. Nope, I hid behind a thick concrete wall and wait for the wave to subside.

The gamma ray then rushes toward the next poster.

Edited February 12, 2014 by Designer225

[Palladium Corp]

The gamma ray beam is highly directional and poorly aimed, so you miss.

Whilst the next poster is not looking, I transfer their consciousness into a potato battery and feed it to some crows.

[Designer225]

You then stopped before you do anything because the cost is astronomical ($5 quadrillion - are you crazy?).

Meanwhile, the next poster is stranded on a ship without fuel, without Hyperedit (many escaped apparently by using Hyperedit), and the ship is just 800000 miles above the Sun - get sungrazed!

[Starwhip]

Hyperedit? Screw that. I just look around until I find the teleporter (Which is totally black) and teleport away before the sundive.

I use the Infinite Improbability Drive, turning the next poster into an ant.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

I wait for normality to be restored, after which time it turns you into a ball of yarn.

[Designer225]

I survived with no damage! Yea! (Who's "you"? Please be more specific next time.)

*Ahem* I place the next poster to be inside the erupting volcano, with no way of teleportation plus the fact that if drilled the volcano will erupt more violently earlier than intended.

[Jordanpumah]

in my desperation to escape the volcno, i use my trusty Buns of Steel home video, and ride the volcano. with my perfect butt.

i then fly towards the next poster with my iron bottom.

[Nemrav]

unfortunately a meteor blocked your path

missing no. is used on the user below

[Designer225]

I appeared the next day in Sunnyvale, CA, alive.

I sent the next user into Ames Research Center's wind tunnel to be hit by an opening parachute in 0.000000000000001 second.

[robopilot99]

I don't get it. That doesn't seem like it it would hurt.

I shoot the next poster with a cannon!

[mikeman7918]

I am wearing a Cannon Proof Vest!

I travel back in time and kill the next user's grandfather before their father was born.

[Starwhip]

Temporal bow-shock theory prevents you from doing this, and time is stuck fluctuating between you killing my grandfather and the second before you did so.

(Read the book Timescape and you'll get the reference.)

Safe in my TARDIS, I manage to kill you before you kill my grandfather. I then land the TARDIS on the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

The me that you killed with the TARDIS was actually me before I tried to kill your grandfather, and therefore I never even went back in time to kill you grandfather and you never killed and it makes another paradox, but I survive because of my temporal paradox proof vest. I then take over the abandoned hill. (You just can't get rid of me, can you)

My hill.

EDIT: oops, wrong thread... anyway, I am keeping this post here because why the heck not.

Edited February 14, 2014 by mikeman7918

[Designer225]

I created the Mikeman.block device and sent Mikeman7918 out of the hill (and banned his ancestors/descendants and clones from the hill), then sent it outside of the observable universe where it exploded (but the effects are still there).

With mikeman out of the hill (and his landownership book destroyed), I then sent a barrel (heavy barrel) toward the next poster.

OOC: WTF? Since when did we get to "King of the Hill?"

Edited February 14, 2014 by Designer225

[Starwhip]

Wow. Such fails.

*Epic dodge*

Barrel continues on its path towards the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I dodge the barrel by moving across the w axis into 4D space, making the barrel go right through me, but I create a w wave in the process that travels at sound speed and destroys any 1D, 2D, or 3D object in it's path, and it is heading right towards the next poster.

[IcarusBen]

I use a solar flare/wormhole combo to go back in time to before you dodged the barrel and then jump into the 4th dimension, creating a w wave that does what you say it does, and fling it to the next poster.