Survive That Attack!

[Bacon_commando]

I am in space, so all of those animals cannot get to me to attack me.

The next poster must survive a boxing match with Mike Tyson.

[Vaporo]

The rules never specify that I can't use explosive boxes...

^badum-bum

The next poster is hit by a nuclear-powered supersonic train (because a regular train was too boring).

[megatiger78]

It is not moving at hype speed.

next poster flies through the warp rings on an IXS class when they are generating the warp bubble

[teepee2345]

i use magic

the next user is impaled by a giant diamond falling from the sky.

[Vaporo]

I don't die of the resulting injury and become rich.

The next poster spontaneously combusts.

[Designer225]

Fake fire.

The next poster spontaneously combusts for real.

[DovaJeb]

I happen to be fire retardant.

I turn the next poster into a potato.

[Norpo]

I reluctantly accept my fate as a potato; in a bag somewhere, to be eaten someday, but not today. Living as a potato isn't a good life, but it's honest living, dangit.

I teleport the next poster is in the wilderness somewhere, with only what they have on them at the time of posting. (potato powers are nice.)

Edited December 12, 2014 by Norpo
rephrased my attack to make it seem like an attack and not a scenario

[mrrpamplemousse]

Well, I got an iPad, which can be used as a map and a compass (Also, the screen is quite reflective, I could use it to signal planes.), a cell phone which I can use to call for help and a bunch of paper sheets (that can be used to start a fire). I could be in a better situation, but I can survive a little bit.

I trap the user below me in a time loop.

[CelticCossack51]

out of no where Poseidon came and slapped me to get out of it.

Poseidon gives the next poster a baby seal and sent all the sharks to the location.

[Noname117]

A tornado comes by, picks all the sharks up, and heads in a direction away from me.

The next poster is in the path of the sharknado, and is too close to it to get out of its path.

[Sesni]

I used wind to deflect it.

I'm decelerating out of warp speeds. A little slow. The next poster just so happens to be in my path.

[Prof. Endwalker]

I fire up my warp drive as well. The explosions where amazing. But we do not die. The kraken saves both of us. We watch the explosions as the Kraken drags us towards Laythe, and to safety.

[Vaporo]

I time travel one minute into the future, after the explosion is gone.

The next poster fall down a reeeeeeeeeeealy deep hole.

[Overfloater]

I open up my umbrella :3

The next user encounters a bear.

[teepee2345]

i use Magic

the next poster has to deal with said Magic

[KerbinW365]

I combat it... using SCIENCE!!!

The NX-01 is now using it's grappler on you!

[megatiger78]

SICENCE

next poster is hit b7y a nuke made from said SCIENCE

[Captain Sierra]

I use CounterScience^TM to defuse the nuke before it explodes.

I then hand jeb enough boosters to move a planet. He successfully deorbits Minmus onto the next poster.

[Sesni]

I boost away in my lander before Minmus hits me.

The next poster is drowning. In the Earth's outer core.

[teepee2345]

earth? there is not earth in KSP, so i survive.

next poster is hit with SCIENCE!!!!!!

[Umbra2001]

the science hits me with said science and inspires me to build a rocket plane with a 500lb payload of magnesium that will ignite when it hits the next poster

[Captain Sierra]

I find the rocket plane drifting in space, salvage the magnesium, and put it in my assembler to make 25mm gatling cannon ammunition.

Next poster will be targeted and fired upon by the gatling turrets.

+rep to anyone that gets the reference of this post.

[megatiger78]

no rep bar in the forums. next poster is also crushed by logic.

[Tidus Klein]

Logic weighs nothing, but I'm suddenly inspired to invent cold fusion...I fail.

Next poster must deal with a cold fusion reactor melt down. D:}